Upon logging in to Blogger, I saw that this (puny) blog has 1700 PAGE VIEWS! In the internet world, that is utter crap. However, considering what blog we're referring to here, I was very shocked. After mulling over that for a while I realized that I have probably been on here about 17hundred times! Haha! I looked at the demographics of my views and the astonishment began to verge on amusement. Most of my views are (obviously) from Aus (1100). What I was most shocked about was MY 156 VIEWS FROM RUSSIA!!!!! Russia?!? The remaining demographics are as follows:
US: 121
France: 63
Germany: 54
Netherlands: 41
Malaysia: 16
UK: 12
Latvia: 11
Slovenia: 8 (WHAT?!? SLOVENIA?!?)
MOST OF THOSE COUNTRIES AREN'T EVEN ENGLISH SPEAKING!!! WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING??? Does this mean that there are OTHER Web Minions out there? *pointlessly taps screen like a small minded child observing an animal comfined in a zoo* If you are a WB other than Bookworm and Lily, please leave a comment because I want to know about you and give you HUUUGGZZZ!!! (Also, I'm saying that Bookworm and Lily are banned from commenting on this post! You can comment as much as you want. I merely excluded you because you weren't relevant to that particular comment request.)
As you may have noticed, (I'm concerned if you haven't...) the title of this post is 'Celebrations and Sadness'. Shall we begin with the good news and spiral downwards? Yes. As you have no choice or input, we shall. Why are we celebrating I (don't) hear you ask! The answer is: TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY!!!!! *blows nonexistent party blower* YAAAYYY!!! I feel so, very spoilt. I got a CD (Paramore, Brand New Eyes [which I forgot to rip :/]), a book (Emily the Strange: Piece of Mind [which I can't read until I buy Dark Times. I had never seen Emily books in store until recently and the store stocked every book in the series EXCEPT for Dark Times ]), a necklace with a rocking horse silhouette pendant, a Gothic Lolita Hello Kitty Plush (last one in the store) AND a Lalaloopsy Mini (Scarlet Riding Hood) from my parents. Yet to come, my mummy ordered an AmazingPhil shirt (Oh yeah, I am a Phillion now [and a Danosaur {and a Banana as we seem to be listing YouTube fandoms I've joined}] if you know what means)! XD My bestie, Acc, got me A LALALOOPSY MINI (Matey Anchors [Marina's baby brother]) which is the cutesy thing ever! (Thnx Acc!) I got cash, gift cards and stuff too XD Best of all, I shared the WORLD'S CUTEST CUPCAKES from my dad's EXTREMELY talented friend (see attachment [the design will make sense in a few paragraphs]) Check her out here. (I would give her free advertisements ANYDAY).
Since this is one of those awkward semi-paragraphs before the next main point that seem to occur often on this blog, I thought I'd mention that I got Pinterest!!! (Still slowly taking over the Internet...) It's an amazing platform that, in my books, is up there with Twitter and Intsagram (which are my fav social networks). You should follow me (although you are probably Bookworm or Lily and are already following me {you might be a Russia Minion though...}]). My username is Didzsa22. If I can be bothered, I'll link my profile in the comments. Pinning is addictive. Typing of addictive, do you play LogosQuiz? It's perfect.
It's time for the sadness. I am beginning to lose faith in Network Ten. Their where once, without a hint of doubt, my favourite channel. (I even have that written in one of my earlier posts.) This is why it pains me to think they are dissapointing me. Firstly came the Good News Week finale. I understand why they made this decision but it truly saddened me. I discovered the perfect pearl of hilarity that is (was) GNW only a matter of weeks before it closing show (I found it on YouTube, btw). The finale was also the first GNW episode I ever watched on TV :( :( :( The next chapter pains me the most. TAYG. It's gone. Due to my busy schedule, I am yet to watch many of TAYGs most recent episodes including the Gone With the Wind special that "closed" the series. I read in an article that Shaun's last line in that show made clear an uncertainty in the future of the show. Why would that happen? Why would they cut filming mid series? Was it Ten's choice? The people at TAYG themselves? The end is now very obvious with Shaun's new show airing next week, Josh working busily at his show on ABC, Amanda hosting The Living Room and Charlie busy with the Project. How did this happen? I am left with a void that can only be filmed by a witty, comedic gameshow with barely any purpose (or, more accurately, two). (Russian WBs will not understand that paragraph.)
Well that was awfully sombre and depressing. I might do an entire post honoring the TAYG that was some time soon. :'( Let me lighten the mood with more exciting news. MY FAMILY ARE GETTING A CAT NEXT WEEK!!!!! Cats are my favourite pet and I've been begging my parents to get one for AGESSSS!!! AYVJLVAUMLPDS I'M SO EXCITED!!!!!! It's a pure bred Burmese with dark chocolate fur (hence the brown furred, gold eyed cats on my cuppycakes [Burmese cats have gold eyes])! He is male and, once we get him on the 2nd of June, named Miro XD Instagram follows should be warned that MANY kitty pics will be coming your way soon.
Random tidbits of information I meant to mention in this post but didn't know how to introduce because I am a fail at segways: Firstly, I have lost my calculator for the first time this year and I just happen to have my NAPLAN Maths exam :/ -__- :'( This is either slightly ironic or proof that the universe hates me because I have done something wrong and it is karma-ing on me. Secondly, I am a Killjoy now! WHOOOP!!! (Once again, for those few of you who know what that means.)
Remember, December, September, schlupbember, ahbkhxember: be international (and existent), be celebratory, eat gorgeous cupcakes, follow my Pinterest Pin Boards, play LogosQuiz, mourn flawless comedy gameshows, 'aaaawwwww' over a kitten, prepare for a kitty pic spam, respect the universe, despise irony and know the names of awesome fanbases!
Feewwww! That's a lot to remember! Good luck with that! Haha! I had a 65mim exam on my birthday. The "fun" game we played in Maths was x10 worse, though. Now Playing: SuperLuv! I can't wait for Shane's unamed "vacation song"!!! He should just call it Vacation Song. Water you even typing about Didzsa??? It's midnight. It's no longer your bday and you have a Maths exam first thing tomorrow. GO TO BED, SELF!!! Ignore the part where I was talking to myself and have a good *insert time of day here*! Heart you as always!!! (PS, I am obsessed with Lalaloopsy dolls. I don't think I've mentioned that on here. Kthnxbai!) (I decided to link a pic of my bday presents too.)
