9/20/2012

Flying Dreams and Last Minute Cosplays

I am currently wearing a combination of brown sugar, milk and honey my face. Also, hi!

I think that one and a half sentences is definitely my best introductory paragraph EVER (despite not being a proper paragraph)!!!!! Let's dive straight into to! Gettin' to da POINT (I don't even... what even... don't even ask [regrets not backspacing that {jks I REGRET NOTHING! YOLO! (I regret typing YOLO and not backspacing it. I regret that more than anything I've ever typed. What have I done? This is worse than the short term memory people offedning!)}])! Before I get the point, I have to wash my face mask off before it PERMANENTLY ATTACHES ITSELF TO MY FACE! Brb. *time travelling bit* I'm back (types a less sticky-faced Didzsa)! Excitement first to make this post seem interesting: MY PARENTS AGREED TO LET MY POST VIDEOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am BEYOND EXCITED (as suggested by all the exclamation marks...
)!!!!!!!!! I was planning to film my mandatory 'welcome to my channel'-y vlog (which I already scripted ages ago) but became apprehensive after receiving a B- (it was originally a C+ but I inquired as to why I got this mark [so I could improve for next time] and she changed the mark a day later [but still failed to give any reasoning or constructive criticism! UGH!!! How am I supposed to learn from this horrible experience now???])  in COMPUTER STUDIES where the task was to MAKE A PILSNERING MUSIC VIDEO!!! *dies in pool of tears and rethinks all future plans and aspirations* I was thoroughly disheartened. It's now several hours after this experience and I'm beginning to regain my foolish confidence and 'I Don't Give a Pilsner'-iness so, at this stage, the filming will still go on as originally planned. *more bursting excitement because my internet dreams are taking flight* FLY DREAMS FLY! (le cheesiness)

I just wanted to make clear how much you guys mean to me by pointing out that as I write this post tweeting, pinning and clearing my computer hard drive. You guys claim that much of my undivided attention... XD

In no field of comparison to YouTube excitement but still awesome, SCHOOL OUT! HOLIDAYS!!!!! WOOP WOOP! PARTAY! Actually, this is as exciting as YTness because it gives me two whole weeks to film, edit and upload! YAYAYAY! On the final day of term 3, every year, my school holds a Cultural Fesitval. A Culutral Festival is basically a sports carnival for arts. A week prior to the festival day, students compete in heats in a number of fields including singing, dancing and instrumental (etc.) and enter various competitions like photography and creative writing contests.  On the day of the festival, a concert is held where the winners of the heats perform once more, competition winners are announced and their entries displayed, concert host get up to general silliness and other random people perform. The rest of the day is spent enjoying your chosen activity (mine was volunteering in the playground of the preps at a primary school across the road from my school XD [they were so cute!!!!!]), listening to live music from school bands and milling about aimlessly. Each festival has a theme and this year's was the 90s. Every year, students are encouraged to dress up as a character or thing relating to that theme. I had decided to not dress up this year (and was unhappy about this conclusion) because I was too busy to organise a costume. Then however, Lilyalady123 (hi if you're reading! [you're not]), TWO DAYS ago, decided she wanted to come as a Pokemon trainer and have me be her pokemon. I LOVED this idea and decided to be Eevee (go google it [vocaloid reference very much intended!]). A mere ONE DAY before the festival (aka yesterday) I RUSHED around buying fabric and brown clothing then stayed up 'til 11pm sewing a beanie with Eevee ears and a tail (it was SO MUCH FUN! I wanted to keep making things forever! [I didn't mention the time it took to express my distaste for the task]) Eventually, as stated, I FINISHED! Can I have an award for last minute cosplay constructing or...? XD (*is getting to the point of my story* [it won't go too much longer, I swear]) Anyway, at school today my trainer was nowhere to be seen. After the hours of effort I had put in, one half of my pair cosplay was absent. Why you (probably don't) ask? BECAUSE LILY FELT LIKE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND JUST COULDN'T BE BOTHERED TO COME TO SCHOOL! I love girl but that was LOW *is legitimately pissed off* Hmph. At least I got to sew (and cosplay. Two of my fav things!). Actually, it didn't really make a difference at all (Lily's absence). I was planning an Eevee cosplay prior to Culutral Festival, anyway so... yay! *is looking on the brightside*

At school today I saw a girl wearing a shirt with Pilsner on it and my friend Acc and I FLIPPED OUT (in the best way possible)!!! It  made our day! XD

As I told you about my face-masking, I feel the need to inform you that I am now a cold Green Tea teabag on my face. Beauty is... looking like a complete idiot? XD

Moar xsiting stuffs, Red Panda Teapot is FINISHED!!! I was going to introduce you to her in this post but it's getting a tad long considering I'm trying to retain reader interest. My teacher let me take her home for the holidays so I'll have her for two weeks before she goes back for marking! XD I'm an planning to incorporate her into my YouTube channel too. Look forward to those things!

Rebmemer Bew Snoinim, don't judge my face, reach the point, judge me for typing... that particular acronym that I refuse to repeat anywhere near this blog, time travel, BE EXCITED, look forward to my mandatory vlog, watch my dreams fly cheesily (IT'S A WORD NOW, SPELL CHECK!), feel special amount how committed I am to you guys, cultural festival is fun, be jealous of my school's awesome festival, sewing is awesome, cosplay is awesome, Eevee is awesome, I need an award for last minute cosplay SKILLS, last minute cosplay is awesome, be angry at lazy Lily, forgive Lily, look on the brightside, buy any shirt with pilsner written on it, send me a picture of your pilsner shirts, judge me for rubbing teabags on my face, look forward to meeting RPT, don't loose interest and look forward to RPT becoming a YouTube star! *le pant*

Random Observation: There were a lot more mini paragraphs and super intense grinning faces (XD) in this post than usual. Odd. SEE YA SOON, MINION FACES! (Hey look, I used face. MY THING. I didn't even do that on purpose. See. I told you it really is my thing. Bye for realsies now.)

9/11/2012

Things and Things

Hey. I actually returned (unlike last time!). My Science Report was successfully completed and, this morning, handed in with confidence :D I have an exam tomorrow (for science) which I ACTUALLY STUDIED FOR (GASP SHOCK HORROR)!!! I also finished choreographing a dance routine for HPE that my group (by group I mean Lilymalady and nobody else whatsoever) and I have to present in a WEEK! (Yes. Our topic for HPE this term was dancing. It was our "sport" for the last few months!!! NOT DOING ANY ACTUAL SPORT DURING SPORT FOR THE WIIINNNNN!!!!! Not to mention I love dancing so... awesomeness.) That's all the excitement since the last post.

In advance, A THING IS A THING!!!!! That will count for every single sentence from this point on.

There are a great deal of things in this world that deserve to be things. There are also things that shouldn't be things. Lost already? Continue with caution! (If THAT confused you, why are you here...?) As the title in no way suggests, this post will consist completely of... DIDZSA'S LIST OF THINGS THAT DESERVE TO BE THINGS! ('consist completely' well... not completely. There are still [as you've seen] awkard life update parts and introductory paragraphs as well as remembers and goodbyes to come but you know what I meant!) As you may (or may not) know, I love listing list. I also love things being things. Let the listing BEGIN!

(I lied. The listing still hasn't started. I just wanted to quickly explain what it means for something to be a thing, for those who don't get it. It kinda means something that is popular causing it to be "official" especially with unusual actions or phrases but it can also refer to something being an inside joke in a certain community or simply existing. That was an awful explanation. I CAN'T EXPLAIN IT!!! Things are just THINGS sometimes. #YouJustMadeEveryoneMoreConfusedDidz [#YesImHastaggingInABloggerPostAgain #JudgeMe])

1. Phlegm
When I was in about grade 4, my family, over dinner were talking about words that were things (sick, epic etc.) and attempting to come up with the new thing in the world of words. My dad had the idea to use phlegm as a word to describe gross things. Eg. "OMG, Chrissie, look at what Maggie's wearing! It's sooooooo phlegm!" The conversation was only joking and light-hearted but I think this should SOOOOOOO be a thing. Personally, I think it would be hilarious to hear people describe things as phlegm! Additionally, phlegm is just the coolest word ever. MAKE PHLEGM A THING!!!

2. The Dead Dog
The Dead Dog was my mocking response to the recent trend of getting into an odd position and holding it things that including planking, owling, snailing etc. It position is simply lying on your back with your arms and legs in the arm, hands kinda limply bent so your palms are facing your chest and tongue hanging out the side of your mouth, attempting to depict a dead animal. I plan on making a YouTube video regarding the thing so you can get a better idea of it! XD I deem this thing THINGWORTHY!!!

*I'm really tired and have an exam tomoz so I'm going to sleep. Rest of this post is a continuation made at a slightly later date.*

3. Red Panda Teapot
For my art this term, everyone had to create a teapot that resembled an endangered animal. My animal of choice was the Red Panda. It's a TEAPOT in the shape of a RED PANDA! Your argument is invalid. (I'll post a pic of it when it's done!)

4. Face
I don't so much want this to be A thing as I want it to be MY thing. IRL, this word is pretty much my trademark and I want to start using the word face more online so people worldwide can recognize its thingness in relation to me.

5. Small Antique Green Teapot
I felt bad for trying to make Red Panda a thing and not Small Antique Green. I STILL LOVE YOU LITTLE ONE, YOU AND RED CAN BE THINGS TOGETHER!!!

6. PILSNER!!!!!
PILSNER MUST BE THING RIGHT NOW!!! IT IS THE THINGIEST OF ALL THINGS MY MIND HAS PRODUCED! For those who don't know, pilsner is an alternative swear word. It was originally a private joke between Sox and I because when Sox was on the phone to our Dad, my father said something about the pilsners. Neither of us knew what that was so I trie to convoke Sox that it was a really offense swear word. (It's actually a kind of beer.) Since that day, my brother, close friends and I have been using pilsner as our swear word of choice. PLEASE MAKE THIS A THING, WBS!!!

7. Gasp Shock Horror
GSH (as I abbreviated it last post) should seriously be a thing. It has to be.

END OF THE LIST! I had planned for that list to be a lot longer (and a lot funnier...) but I couldn't think of anymore...

I get to go vintage shopping in the city with the fam, tomorrow, to celebrate my mum's bday (HAPPY BIRTHDAY IN ADVANCE [It's on Monday]). Yay! (Why did I tell you that?

(Do you) REMEMBER (what happened in September [that's from some MLP song by some tombstone guy that Sox wouldn't stop playing on YT {typing of YT, MUM SAID I MIGHT BE ABLE TO BEGIN UPLOADING IN THE HOLIDAYS!!!!!!!! YAAAAHHH! THAT'S ONLY A WEEK AWAY *dies*}]) be jelly that I didn't have to do sport in HPE, be confused, don't be confused, don't judge me for loving listing things, be confused by my definition, know the difference between a thing and a thing, judge me for hash-tagging again, make phlegm a thing, make the dead dog a thing, look forawrd to seeing the dead dog, don't judge me for being tired, RED PANDA TEAPOT, make Red Panda Teapot a thing, face, faces, facey faces, acknowledge that face is my thing, continue to love Small Antique Green, make Small Antique Green Teapot a thing, MAKE PILSNER A THING RIGHT NOW, make Gasp Shock Horror a thing, don't judge me for being idea-less, be jelly of my weekend plans, wish my mum a happy birthday, don't judge me for being random and don't judge me for getting really off topic whilst introducing this paragraph.

Errr, BYE!!! *pretend this is an elaborately written concluding paragraph*

9/09/2012

Horrific Discoveries and Teasing Teasers

Oh hai dare. Yes, it's Didz. That's right, I'm posting again (don't expect it to become a thing [it never does {A THING IS A THING (what does 'a thing is a thing' even mean? I'm in the habit of saying/typing it whenever the topic of things being things or not comes up. Maybe it's from something and I've forgotten what. [returning with a hefty chunk of brackets! How me of me! XD])}]). Well that was quite the sentence... I haven't seen that many brackets within brackets in a while as I only bracket (yes. Bracket is a verb.) in blog posts which I obviously haven't been writing. Haha... Wanna know what I have been writing? VIDEO SCRIPTS! Which I might get to use sometime in the not as far away as previously anticipated future... Type more about that later in this post! (Ooo! Aren't you a pro writer, Didz? Making the readers all intrigued like and giving them something to look forward to. Looks like you learnt some fancy tricks while you were gone! [What am I even doing...?])

I was just looking back over my old posts (oh memories) since it's been so long since I was round here and couldn't help but notice the NUMEROUS (they were very numerous...) spelling and grammar mistakes. I responded to these in HORROR (Gasp shock horror? No. Just pure utter horror. GSH is almost always sarcastic and this is SERIOUS HORROR! [srs hrrrr {omg}])!!!!! I made the mistake of attempting to edit the spelling in one of my previous posts and now the dates on my journal entries are mucked up (oops... Lucky they have the dates in the posts themselves!) They might be currently out of order (not like broken out of order like litralee out of order. As in, they are not listed chronologically on the site.). I'll try and fix that soon. Back the point of grammatical HORROR (focus, Didz). I have decided to go back and read through ALL my posts and make note of all the errors I find in the form of a comment (unless Bookworm has drawn attention to them already). If you're interested in laughing and/or cringing at my past failures with me, I'll be starting with my oldest post and moving chronologically to my most recent. (Used the word chronologically two [three now] times in a paragraph. That's a first.) *couldn't think of a good closing sentence for this paragraph so awkward penguins*

Oh. The posts are in CHRONOLOGICAL order. Maybe... I think... It's 23:20 (approx) so don't just me for not being certain! I'm tired, m'kay! Chronological. I just wanted to type it again 'cause it's such an awesome word. Chronological chronological chronological CHRONOLOCO! I miss that game. I keep forgetting to watch the TAYG replays on One :( This paragraph is so random (aren't they all? This one especially). It doesn't even deserve to be called a paragraph.

I have a science report due on Tuesday and I haven't even started the 400-600 word Discussion and Conclusion. -_____- *regrets that tweet I tweeted about liking stressful homework* Enough non-paragraphs, Didzsa, MOVE ON TO SOMETHING IMPORTANT!!! (Okay, self! No need to be so pushy!)

Remember when I gave out an awesome, YouTube orientated teaser at the beginning of this post? (I'm making you remember things prior to the last/second last paragraph? How outrageous!) Yes? (I hope you answered yes... If not, I'm rather concerned for you.) Well let's bring that up again, shall we? (I think you well and truly 'brought it up' already...) I have the most exciting news (pretty much) in the history of this blog, Minions! (Which isn't really saying much... [Shut up, alternative self! You're belittling and distracting from the importance of my announcement!) My parents (who are wondeful and awesome THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU) are CONSIDERING LETTING ME UPLOAD VIDEOS TO MY YOUTUBE ACCOUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *insert that little dot from maths that's like a period but at the top of the up not down and means continuing* IS THAT NOT THE BESTIEST THING LIKE EVEEEERRR!?!?!?!?! *insert infinite interrobangs* Well... actually bein given permission do would probably be better but DELIBERATION IS PROGRESS!!! There are some downsides including my parents being adamant about viewing and assessing all my content prior to upload which I had factored into my master plan. (My master plan being make videos, upload them and became awesome as opposed to make videos, have them ruthlessly scoured for inappropriate content, slight traces of personal information and unintentional innuendo, probably having to re-edit causing them to become disjointed or discard them completely, upload the remains and become kinda awesome. [I'm exaggerating! It wouldn't really bother me!) Although, my parents did say they would read through every thing I post here which happened, um, NEVER! (So there's hope... :D) Another downside being they might never come to a conclusion about the conditions of my allowance because my mum is afraid of potention conflict and changing the subject, urgently, whenever it is brought up. -_______- *is tempted to begin typing about conflict/argument because it's really important but doesn't want to go off topic. I'll righ a paragraph on it at the very end of this post. Skip to it if you want.* Despite downsides, this advance in my fight for YouTube is one COMPLETELY AMAZING! I imagine that, to most of you, this isn't that important. This is really big for me because being on YouTube is kinda my dream. As I've said before, I spend most of my free time writing scripts for videos I honestly feared could never be made and talking to myself, imagining I'm vlogging. The YouTube community, to me, is an astounding and magical place that I want nothing more than to be apart of. (How did this paragraph get so serious so suddenly?) My mother has long hated the idea of me putting myself on web via YouTube (idk why. She approves of my Twotter and Instagram so...?) which I found upsetting, a blockade on the road of my dream (that was beyond cheesy... oh god...). The fact that she is beginning to reconsider her view, if only slighty, made my goal seem so much more achieveable, signifigantly less impossible. I'm so happy!!! Are you guys happy about this too (I predict not... [but you'd be able to see my FACE as I ACTUALLY TALK to you
with my annoying voice! {Not to mention MUUUUUUCH more regularly!!!}])?

Shall we remember now? It's late. We'd better. REMEMBER: be intrigued by my teasingly intriguing teasers, marvel at my pro writing skills, use GASP SHOCK HORROR correctly, judge me for being a grammar fail, join me on the humiliating trip down memory lane while going into a fit of laughter or breaking your nose from face-palming so much, don't judge me for being tired, use the word chronologically more than necessary (it's fun), don't miss the TAYG reruns (sponsor me if you're network ten... lol jk!), pity me for having bad organizational skills in the field of homework, don't remind me of that time I said I liked large amounts of stressful hwork (don't do it, Bookworm! You said you would but DON'T!), judge me for being pushed around by myself, do some pre-mature remembering, don't have short-term memory loss (no offense to people with short-term memory loss), forget I that last remember I listed because it was kinda offense to peole with short-term memory loss (when you think about it, this whole 'remember' thing is kinda offense to them [not that they remember being offended {TOO FAR RED CAR! THAT WAS SO CRUEL OMG I FEEL REALLY BAD NOW! I'm really gonna regret posting that... *hugs all people with short-term memory loss* I LOVE YOU I'M SORRY FORGIVE ME!!!}]), be excited about the news, BE HAPPY FOR ME ABOUT THE NEWS, infinite interrobangs, have hope for my master plan, read the end paragraph about conflict/arguing, judge me for giving birth to THE CHEESIEST SIMILIE EVER and, finally (at last!) look forward to seeing my face regularly! Hmph! That was quite a marathon. An offensive marathon *is guilt ridden for the rest of eternity* I'm really sorry! Did I mention how sorry I was? SORRY!

Kbai! I love you Web Minions! Still! Don't think I stopped loving you when I stopped posting! You are awesome sauce and I will ALWAYS love you! Bye *le heart* <3 data-blogger-escaped-br="">
*Warning! Warning! Serious and Boring Stuff Ahead! Proceed with Caution!*

Dear Mum,
Conflict doesn't always lead to arguments and, more importantly, not all arguments are heated. Arguments play a vey important role in overcoming conflict and developing beliefs. To argue does not mean to be angry with each other, it simply means to try and persuade some of your point or present the reasons you oppose a view. We need arguments in order to make more logical decisions as the opposing views of others can ofte bring forward aspects you didn't see before but can relate to. Arguing is what helps us grow as people. I think it is negative to be afraid of arguments and conflict because, if avoided, the conflict will never reach a resolution and will continue to eat away at this involved in the conflict. Talking things through is an option and can easily be kept calm. This very paragraph is an example of this. I am presenting you with a view that opposes yours and attempting to persuade you to share views with me but neither you or I are angry. If you can't manage to see the positivity in some forms of arguing, that's okay, but can I ask that you at least let some people views be heard before cutting them off and shutting them down completely? It would mean a lot to me. Coflict can be handle safely if both parities try to remain calm and non-judgemental. If the arguement lies within our family, I'm sure those par-taking will attempt to refrain from getting angry, for your sake.

(That ended up being very long. Sorry if you don't care about my family's arguments, internet, but whenever I have a point to make, I come up with awesome arguments about them that never usually get to be heard. I won't show me mum this because she'll get mad at me and I'm a coward. [The same reason why I didn't show her the pages of writing I worked on full of reason I should be allowed YouTube.] I enjoy writing persuasively, especially when I feel passionately about the topic :) Sorry for being so serious and boring. This is supposed to be a random, crazy, light-hearted blog. Oops... Um TAYGIFIED SNOT WAFFLES! Better? Haha! Bye!)