Habits and 101 things

I'm back! Did you miss me? NO?!? Who asked you anyway?!? (oh yeah, me...) MOVING ON!

I was in quite a repetitive mood this morning... Sorry 'bout that. You may have noticed that TAYG is no longer showing :(

If you are like the ever loyal and contributing Bookworm (I thank you kindly Bookworm!), you may have noticed a few habits I and this blog have developed. There is the screamingly obvious such as the grammatically appauling overuese of brackets and referncing TAYG quite often. Some more suttle habits you might not've noticed could include using the word grammatically as much as possible, using the word taygified (well that was kinda [extremely...] obvious), randomly switching my language to Italian (I do that in reality too) blah blah blah continue. Have you noticed any not mentioned here?

I've been blogging for a few months now so I suppose it's time I enlighten you as to how this blog came into being. I have been meaning to tell you about the book too for some time now. Curious? Good! So, when I was at my friends house I was admiring her book, 101 Things To Do Before You're Old and Boring and decided to buy a copy for myself. (It's really good; I suggest you buy it [I need for unofficial, unaware sponsors!]) It's basically a list (and detailed description) of 101 fun activities that would be awesome to do while still young. No. 36 - Start Your Own Blog. Thats how the ball got rolling (lol, cheesy) and eventually I was begging for permission. That failed terribly and I wrote a very convincing exposition and IT WORKED! That's basically it. More on the book now...

So far I have successfully completed 16/101 (Run up an escalator the wrong way, make an origami crane, help save the planet, start your own blog [NO, really? {types Didzsa sarcastically}], be a genius, learn to like these foods, invent a new game, learn to swim, know who your friends are, host a party, make a t-shirt, stay up all night [it was only 'til 5 but... still], have a snowball fight and fun in the snow, write a story and get it published, learn to use long words (and drop them in conversation), have a sleepover) (wait... that's 17! [I can't even count!!! D:) How characteristically average of me. I'm currently on a holiday so I've got a whole that of free time in need of filling (that means a lot more blogging for you). If you feel like it (see I'm not always pushy [That's another habit; me begging you to follow me! {Seriously though, FOLLOW MY BLOG. Everyonr wants to be my WB}]) you can search the list of 'things to do' on the internet and give me a few requests (keep me occupied and you entertained!).

Maybe a little more minion contribution could do this blog good. What do you want to hear? What interests you? Perhaps adjusting to your tastes will help me to gain some Web Minions. OMG, I'M GONNA BEG AGAIN NOW!!! Please follow me! C'mon WBs, I now you're hiding out there somewhere. Bookworm (who is really taygified, loyal, contributing, grammaitcally flawless, hilarious and much loved. I love my Web Minions!) must be getting lonely.

I appear to have run out of unimportant topics to babble on about. Remember (habit: reminding you of your orders at the end of a post) note habits, buy 101 Things To Do Before You're Old and Boring (I still can't believe I've never been paid for all these ADVERTS), suggest '101 things to do' to do, suggest general boredom busters, suggest stuff for me to babble about, FOLLOW ME and... well.. that's basically it. Ciao Web Serventi (I'll admit I needed a translator for that one!)! I <3 Us!!!

Sayonara (Tayg reference [high-five!]) (habit!) by glorious following of taygified and obediant Web Minions! (Hmmm, will sucking up lead to followers?) Inspirational lyrics to leave you with:

Our consciences are always so much heavier than our egos
- Turn Off The Lights (guess who...)

Bye. Really now, I'm leaving. You can stop reading now. Seriously STOP!!! If you're reading this I'm very mad. LISTEN TO ME MY MINION! Oh whatever then. If you completely ignored my every order (just now, I meant [mean]) leave a comment stating this : Taygified pickle tree is being eaten by unicorns. I'm serious. Let's  see who's been disobedient (or dishonest!). Okay then, cya.

Facebook and Stuff

"Oh how it's been so long,
We're so sorry we've been gone..."
-We're So Starving, 2008
Basically that was my sophstamacated way of saying, "HI-HI WBs, OMG I haven't posted in ages and I'm really really really really sorry guys!!!" I'm sure your lives have been missing their regular fill of brackets and awkward laughs. I've got to keep this short (actually I choose to) but I'll put up a full post very soon. Here's the thing: Didzsa has facebook! Yes, I have choosen to delve in the world of modern time-wasting and aimless updates. My page (Didzsa) already has 3 likes (myself and two friends [who have never read this blog] that were begged into 'liking'). Although that is notably better than the fanbase of this blog (BE MY WEB MINION!!! FOLLOW! FOLLOW! FOLLOW!), in the realm of FB, it's extremely terrible. I need you, my Web Minions to like my page for the good of my ego and well being. Please, like generously. I have one other page called 'Let's get taygified in the dicitonary' which is something that would benefit all mankind (obviously) so... like that too. Gtg lol brb!

Remeber, LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE and FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW!

Ciao, Cya, TTFN, Goodbye, Good Evening, Good Riddance!!!
Sayonara (TAYG reference [high-five]),
Web Minions (I <3 you so very much my beautiful following consisting of one!)