Hating Nova & Timed Titles (aka Polls & Polls)

Yo,
Before I start I would just like to explain one thing: the terms WBs. It obviously refers to Web Minions,  but then shouldn't it be "WMs" The main reason I didn't use this abbreviation is because it sounds terrible and WBs just has a better ring to it (here I go being grammatically incorrect for fashion!). But it is actually quite clever, when you know the reasoning behind it. Blog is the abbreviated version of the phrase Web Log. In this, instead of a 'w' to represent 'web the 'b' at the end was taken. I used this knowledge to get WBs from WeB Minions. To make you (the WBs) involved in this blog more and in your nicknaming, I will be setting up a poll letting you tell me which abbreviation you prefer.

I love pop music and what better way to enjoy Top 40 music than for free, any time you like, on the radio! If it's pop you want there are only, really two options. Two opposing team playing the same music, battling for your ears. It's Nova vs. Today Network (2Day, 101.9 The Fox, B105, SAFM, 92.9, NXFM, 104.7) in the war of the stations. Now, I am staunch Today Network supporter. The shows are just much better quality and they don't play the weird random songs Nova does. I used to listen to Nova so I now the comparison. I cannot believe I ever enjoyed that horrible station. I. HATE. NOVA. If any of you WBs are Nova listeners I am going to have to love you a bit less. Voice your opinion in yet another poll and tell me which team you're fighting for (or let us know if you're a peacemaker). 

Has anyone else noticed that, lately, channel ten (whoop!) have been naming their shows after the time they come on (7pm Project, 6pm with George Negus and the 6:30 News). As convenient as it is, not having to waste time telling you when it's on (in ads) and people will never forget when it's on (unless you forget the title [obviously]) but I can't help but find it funny. I am honestly thinking of changing the name of this blog to "Didzsa's Whenever You Feel Like Viewing It Totally Tagyified Random Blog". Poll opportunity! What do you think of my (possibly) new title?!?

According to some book I read, a good way to get more Followers (currently: 0!) that will hopefully get me out of cyber-loner-ness (follow me, follow me, follow me WBs!) is to mention or link other blogs (in your blog). In my 'Josh Thomas and Randomness' post I think I forgot (... let's just call it forgetfulness) to provide a link to his blog ('cause [even my slang abbreviations are grammatically correct!] I said it was out-dated and boring...) But it's acutally pretty funny (maybe [I haven't really bothered to read any]) so I'll give you the link (in hope it will bring Web Minions)   http://joshthomasdiary.blogspot.com/ (contains coarse language and possibly sexual references [LIS {like I said}, I haven't really read any. But Josh is awesome so I'm sure it's not bad.]) I couldn't think of a poll to do with this paragraph.

Apologies for the lack of comedy in this post (especially that last paragraph!). Hopefully the thrill of involvement will make up for the little humour. So remember vote in the poll, and the other one, and the other other one (and the original TAYG one), listen to Today Network, never listen to Nova again, laugh at the perfectly obvious titles channel ten has given it's programs and remember to remember to vote in my polls.

Ciao, Arrivederci, Arrivederla, Cya, Bye-Bye, Sayonara (TAYG reference [hi-five!]) Web Minions!

Stealing Shaun Micallef’s Lines and Hilarious, Bad Jokes

Ciao Web Minions,

Come stai? Bene? Eccellente! (Don’t Ask)(Use a translator instead, lazy!) (Btw it’s Italian) Wow the title of the post is uncharacteristically long (and so is that word [uncharacteristically ]!. I never noticed before). Again with the brackets! Before we get carried away, I’m going to stop you there (not literally, it just sounds cool). I’d like to take this time to ask you to sit down and put your hands far away from each other for an introduction that Shaun Micallef would be proud of! (Metaphorically) (He would probably be more peeved that I was stealing his lines.) (I did write this myself though.)

If the world was particularly small parrot, always repeating it’s self, causing it’s owner to leave his cage on the street with the possibility that an optometrist may pick up that cage and take it to work with him, then teaching the parrot to pronounce his formal title (doctor), to entertain his patients, causing parrot to repeat the new word it has learnt, than the world would much resemble the title of this next paragraph: Bad Jokes! (OMG, that was so bad!) (It doesn’t even make any sense! I guess that was kinda the point though.)

Like I said in my third post (if you haven’t read it, STOP! Now go back and read all the posts before this, I order you to Web Minion!) I love comedy! I especially love good comedy like TAYG, but I also love bad jokes! They are so hilarious. This is a list of my all time favourite jokes (jokes, not skits or gags); some of them are really bad. Then again some might not be too shabby but most are at least stupidly obvious or curiously tedious.

1. A man walked into a bar: Ouch! (lol!)

2. A man wearing garlic around his neck walks up to a lady. “Why are you wearing garlic around your neck?” she ask. “To ward away vampires,” he replies. “But there are no vampires!” she interjects. And then the man says “It must be working, then.”

3. (This is the really tedious one) A man is walking through the desert, thirsting. He came across a man selling ties. “Water! Water!” he croaks. But the man only had ties. He kept walking until he came across another man selling ties. “Water! water!” he croaks. Again it was only ties. Finally the man finds a restaurant. “Water! I need to come in for water!” he pants. But the waiter at the door says, “Sorry, you’re not allowed in without a tie.”(Hahahaha, lols)               

4. (I got this from the TAYG 2010 Christmas Special. It was a lead in to the ads and was supposed to make fun of how terrible Christmas cracker jokes are. It was hilarious!) A: My dog has no nose. B: How does he smell? A: He can’t, I just told you he has no nose!

5. (This one is actually quite dog and I have no idea why it is in this bad jokes segment of my blog) (Oh, TAYG too)

   If vampires don’t cast reflections and don’t have beards, how do they shave?

Okay, I’ve wasted enough of your time; I’ll go now. Remember... actually you have nothing to remember; this post was rather useless. Do remember to watch TAYG tonight though. It looks like it’s going to be funny! TTFN! Sayonara (TAYG reference, high five!) WBs!

Contests and Prizes

Hi-hi Web Minions,
This is just a very short post. I am going to set all those dedicated Web Minions a challenge! I will set you four questions and all you have to do to win is go on the TAYG website to find the solutions and post a comment with the answers!

1. According to the TAYG website, where did the pigeons in Seedbell Sombero come from?

2. Who has voiced a pink cat?

3. What is the name of the game and categorie in the Sneak Peek

4. In what country was the Splade first released?

If you are the first to post the answers I promise I will find a way to give you some sort of prize if you win!

Sayonara (TAYG reference, hi five)Web Minions!