12/27/2012

Unachievements and The Year Ahead

Hi! Are you well? Are you swell? Did you fall down a swell well? I hope not. If you did, at least the wifi down there is good enough that you can be reading this.
I was just scrolling through my old posts to find one I'd been looking for when I stumbled across one that I wasn't looking for, one that I had in fact forgotten, and became intrigued. It was the post titled 'Epic-er Adventures and Whatever Else I Think Of' which you can read here http://www.didzsarandomblog.blogspot.com.au/2012/01/epic-er-adventures-and-whatever-else-i.html It's a post from January this year in which I found a list of 13 (Emily!) New Year's Resolutions/ Things I Wanted to Achieve This Year. In a cheesetacular reflective action, I will now see how I fared with my goals.


1. Make awesome YouTube videos!!!!! - I made mediocre YouTube videos which is more than I expected to do. Does that count? 2. Gain Tweeter (Twitter) followers - Check! I hit 150 follows the other day (I'm so Twitter famous that you peasants can't be within 4 feet of me! Hahaha nobody likes my tweets)!!! Thank you spam followers! 


3. Find my 2 missing books (I lost my Manga Drawing Tutorial book) - I never found that Manga book :/ And you guys know that my precious 101 Things is back in my possession.


4. Live through the end of the world - Check! That was an awesome day! Didn't die AND had fun. Sounds like quite the achievement!


5. Blog consistently - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH nope:(


6. Write in my diary more (yep. Definitely a preteen girl) - I legitimately forgot that I even owned that journal before I read that post. I think I wrote in it once after posting this. I'm really into commitment.


7. Finish as much of my novel as possible - I didn't do anymore of that novel and am not all too fond of the concept anymore. I did however starting working on another novel. Still, MASSIVE FAIL.


8. Get good grades - All round, my grades were quite good. I did get a B- for my COMPUTER STUDIES assignment where I had to make a MUSIC VIDEO. I remember telling you about that. I'm still very upset. Even more upsetting, overall for Computer Studies I only got a B :( I know that isn't an bad mark but it's the same mark I got for  HPE XP and Computer Studies has always been my best subject. And I want to use computers for a living. Even if I do have a successful tech-related career, I will always be sad about that one time I got a B for Yr9 Computer Studies.


9. FIND ADVENTURE!!! - I had a few. Non epic enough to call it an achievement, however.


10. Be more social - Lol noooooooooooooope.


11. Get angry less - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA also nope.


12. Make a new friend - Check!


13. Be crazy! 8D (already completed [within the first minute of the year!) - Check times a million.


I think I would call that a pretty unsuccessful year haha. Out of 13 goals I achieved 5 (+ 1 million). Maybe next year I will be more committed. I doubt it, though. Well this was nice, sentimental and a tad sad. It's been a good year, minion. We've had fun (I hope the fun was two way. I can only assume. [Did you have fun with me this year?]). I hope you decide to stick with me through 2013 and, more importantly, I hope I manage to stick with you (I sure didn't this year...). If I don't post again before the change of the calender, Happy New Year! I have this feeling 2013 is going to be full of achievement, progress, fun and growing. It's going to be one hell of a year! *end of sentimental mushy mush*


Bye my loyal Web Minion <3,Didzsa  

12/25/2012

Awkwardness and Family Time

Hi. It's Christmas today. If you celebrate it, Merry Christmas! If you don't, just have a good day :) Christmas means one (main) thing, awkward family time. One set of my grandparents and one set of aunt and uncles is here. Later today, I'll be catching up with the rest of my dad's family. Due to my social awkwardness and need for a reason for people to think I'm preoccupied and not attempt to initiate conversation with me, I will be live documenting my experience.

*This part isn't live it's kind of a back story yep*
When the fam first arrived I managed to stay in my room and avoid them by staying in my room on Tumblr which was nice. My parents then attempted to lure me out of my cave with food. Unfortunately it worked. I am now seated at a table with some of my extended family.

They're comparing the size of heads. I just. I'm just going to sit here silently. Judging them. You stories bore me. Peasants. Most of their tales consist of them being drunk and other people being drunk. Wow. Intriuguing. They keep talking to my sister about Lalaloopsies. I HAVE LALALOOPSIES TOO SHE BARELY EVEN KNOWS ANY OF THEIR NAMES. Sorry. I'm jealous of Lalaloopsies being LaLaLally's "thing". I hate thing stealers but I WANT TO STEAL HER THING I LIKE THEM MORE. They realize I'm blogging about them oh no. Nope. Stop talking about me. Dad thinks I'm tweeting but mum and my uncle know what's going down. OH YAY. Luckily they don't read my blog! :D Phew. They've gone back to being boring.

My uncle has a Game of Throne pin on wow nerd. Lol jks good for you! You wear merch nobody understands! I know that feeling!

My brother is inside playing Skylanders. He's got the right idea. Maybe I should "watch" him play. I've escAPED!!! I'm safely inside with my siblings. I'm wearing the most festive socks right now. FESTIVE!!! I just realized that this blog post is making me look very unfestive. I'm actually quite a festive person, I'm just not fond of social interaction. K I'm gonna go back to my room for Tumblr now. I shall join you again when forced social awkwardness recommences.

I designed some menus for the Christmas lunch that match the crackers and the family approves of them. Aw thnx. Brb FOOOOOOOODDD!!!!! XD

At lunch, my grandmother was telling this "funny" story that she saw on the Internet and said it was "really true" (as opposed to it being not really true...). People kept interrupting her and butting in with snide comments (I was one if those people) and the story went FORVER in a rambling fashion. In the end, after a marathon of kind of half listening, the punchline was ENTERTAININGLY AWFUL but still IN NO WAY WORTH IT. It was so painful. At the end everyone was like oh. That's it. Hahahahhha. Please don't try to be funny again, Grandma. Just stop.

Dad turned off my laptop's power source GEE WOW THANKS FOR THAT MANY THANKS CLAPS FOR YOU. (My laptop has a broken battery and is unable to charge so it must be plugged in to a power point at all times.)

In my cracker I got a FLIPPIN' BUTTERFLY KEYCHAIN! SWAGALICIOUS!!!!1!1!!11! Here's my joke: What do you call a dog with a bunch of daisies on it's head? A collie-flower! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAH no. It is kind of funny though, in a sad, sad way. I actually kind of love cracker jokes OKAY DON'T JUDGE ME I JUST FIND CHEESILY HORRENDOUS JOKES HILARIOUS OKAY I CAN'T HELP IT

Pop brought up the pimple on my nose (in Pop's defence, he didn't know that is was a pimple) and Lally is trying to take my Lalaloopsy THAT I GOT TODAY by stroking it and looking sad. GREAT CHAT. Not a happy chappy atm. Need to get some festive back in me. We're about to go to one of my uncle's houses to see the rest Dad's family. OH YAY :/

I'm back. Not a great deal happened at my uncles house. Well... not a great deal that I noticed as I spent most of my time silently paying very little attention. From the little information I gathered, the night was spent talking about alcohol (and consuming it), making people feel bad by bringing up old memories and being generally rowdy. I (smartly) spent most of my time hiding with Sox and we discussing our awkwardness and exchanged snide comments. Overall I rate this Christmas 3.8 out of 5. It could've been A LOT worse. It was actually pretty fun.

Remembered something HILARIOUS that happened: From one set of uncles an aunts, Lally recieved a Lalaloopsy (which means we're back to having the same amount of full-sized dolls :/) She immediately recognised to shape of the paper clad package. As she tore away the paper shell, her face dropped at the reveal of Patch Treasurechest. She looked utterly betrayed. She then referenced to Patch being a boy and expressed UTTER, SCREAMINGLY OBVIOUS AND BRUTAL DISAPPOINTMENT. She didn't like it because HE WAS A BOY. WOW SEXIST MUCH GOSH LALLY. I mean, it's still a toy designed for girls. C'mon! She was so unhappy. After that, my uncle, the buyer of poor Patch, was talking to Lal about her disapproval of the toy and, somewhere in that exchange, he asked if she would keep the doll. To this she offered the priceless line, "I'll keep it because it's a Christmas present." PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH :'D OMG WOW SO GRATEFUL AHAHAHAHAHAHA I have a feeling my uncle's never letting that one go. At the time, I was quite mad that he didn't want Patch I MEAN I WOULD KILL FOR PATCH SERIOUSLY I WOULD BE OVERJOYED TO OWN ANY LALALOOPSY!!! After I offered to take him, however she changed her mind and grew "fond" of her gift. I have a feelig this was based purely of either A. Her realising she'd been a bad gift receiver and trying to make my aunt and uncle feel better or B. Her not wanting me to have her stuff. Anyway, she claiming to like it now but I have a feeling Patch will be a tad neglected by little miss Lally. (Earlier that morning, Lally got a micro [weird super deformed lalaloopsy thing] version of Patch and literally threw it away saying "Ugh it's a boy." Getting the full one was just too priceless.) Yep. End of funny story. And, also, the end of this post. I hope you survived Christmas and may all your gatherings yet to come e as unawkward as possible! Have a good one!

12/21/2012

Apocalypse and Farwells

Hi. So I just survived the apocalypse. YAY FOR ME!!! I spent my final hours completely ignoring my family and wasting my life on the internet. In the last 10 minutes of 20/12/12, I tweeted my final words in the form of a mini speech. (Sorry for not posting it on here but only one person reads this and over 100 people read my tweets so yeah no offence.) I thought I would share that mini speech with you, despite not being dead and all.

"Time for my final words. I came, I fangirled and I wasted most of my life on the internet but that's okay because you were there and made every minute of it fun. Thanks to Aussie Twitter users for making my last moments hilarious. I'll miss my family, my friends and my wifi. Thanks to bands and YouTubers for being perfect. I'm glad I wasted my life obsessing over you."

I then preceded to watch the YouTube video 'Phil is not on fire 2' and live tweet the passing minutes. A fitting end, do you think? Did you do anything for the end of the world? Was there an apocalypse were you live? Follow up question, how are you commenting if there was an apocalypse where you are? Tonight I learn lots of things. Among those things are that apocalypses can be fun and Australians are incredibly hilarious. Happy Apocalypse, world <3

12/16/2012

Changes and Newness

Hey blog (and possible [but not likely] web minions]). You look different (the blog, that is. Not you. I can't see you through the screen, that would be creepy.). Long time readers would notice that my humble blog has undergone a dramatic redesign. The reason for this redesign is, frankly, the other design was extremely ugly. What was I thinking when I made that? I hope no evidence remains of its past ugliness as it might tarnish my hopes of becoming a Graphic Designer. Covered By Your Grace, you served me well as a title font but that service has come to an end. Look at it now! It has SERIFS! This blog don't use cheesy hand script fonts in its title anymore, it uses a serif font because its classy now. It's also a lot brighter around these parts.From blue and orange (EW WHAT WAS I THINKING GROSS) to green and black (still ew but not as bad as blue and orange) to my trademark lime green, light orange, magenta and white, this blog has come a long way in terms of design. I also got rid of the out of date polls. I like this design. It's fresh and bright like something new. It's like a new blog. (A new blog where you'll actually post...?) Well. The design is new but I'm still the same old, rambling, random, not very intriguing Didzsa (and I'm still just as great at selling this blog -_-). Do you approve of the changes?

I feel like using my blog again. I've missed you. I'm home, Minions. The newness is inspiring. (My life however ever, is not, so let's just see how long this lasts.) **The real reason I decided to post again and to do the redesign is Sox145rox (my little brother) got a blog and I was like oh yeah I have a blog too. You should follow his blog/ add it to your reading list/ whatever it is you do on Blogger (I don't actually know [oops. I should probably know that...]) if you're a Brony who likes video games. http://bronyland.blogspot.com.au/  ** Okay. Yep. I'm happy with all this. Write to you in the future (hopefully... maybe... don't get your hopes up.)

No remember as this isn't a proper post. BYE!

10/18/2012

Unexpectedness and THE HORROOOOORRRR!!!!!

Hi! How are you? Enjoying the weather? Enjoying my absence? Seen any good YouTube videos lately? Okay. That's over with. Let us begin.

School Camp. I went on it. It all went down two weeks ago, Wednesday to Friday. (This is the above mentioned "HORROOOOORRRR!!!!!", btw.) School camp, as you may or may not know (a girl I'm good friends with on Twitter said she'd never been on school camp before. Lucky...), consists of beig outside, forced socializing with my peers from school, physical activity, going out of your comfort zone and generally growing as a person. For an Internet Person such as myself, specialising in being awkward and not doing anything productive, it's pure torture.

Going into camp, my outlook was rather negative (gasp shock horror...). Okay. Here's the unexpectedness. Don't hate me. Don't evict me from the Internet community. I actually... liked camp. My initial caution and reluctance was soon proved unnecessary and camp was was kinda super fun. *cannot believe I actually typed that* Was is happening to me...

Here's the important stuff that went down. I did a bit of profound discovering and growing as a person which is always good. For this particular camp, we had to camp outdoors for one night. By camping outdoors I mean in the bush, twenty minutes from the school camp base with nothing but a tarp and sleeping bags for protection. Obviously, this seemed daunting *cough* TERRIFYING at first. I have always hated the idea of camping. HATED. The idea of camping in the bush with some girls from school was FAR from appealing to me. I did it, though. Additionally (and, once again, utterly unexpectedly,) I liked it. DON'T DISOWN ME FOR TYPING THAT! I was pretty proud of myself for going out of my comfort zone and all that jazz! XD

I did "that jazz" again the next morning on a FLYING FOX. Oh my face. I was terrified. Beyond terrified. At first I was thinking along the lines of "Nope. Never going to happen. I'll never do that." Then I was excited really wanted to do it. Then I didn't want to do it, again. Then I did. Then I continued to alternate between the two intense emotions as I waited. Then I did it and it was FUUUUUUUUUNNNN!!! I want to do it again!!! *insert pride here* I didn't restrain from boasting about that one to my family (and now the entire Internet)!

On the second night we had a dance party and had to, in small groups, choreograph a (stupid) routine to Gangnam Style XD (None of the dances had actual choreography...) I was SUPERAWESFUNMAZING! Didzsa? Doing social things like dancing WITH PEOPLE? FROM SCHOOL??? It's time to be worried guys... haha! XD

A good deal of other stuff happened. For example, the food being surprisingly okay, building stuff, looking at stuff and doing stuff. I can't, however, be bothered to go in to detail about these things (and by that I mean you wouldn't care about them [and by that I mean I've forgotten everything else that happened]).

It's time again to FACEMEMBER! Just kidding. It's time to remember. Remember (or facemember, if you rely want to,) get pleasantries out of the way, be HORRIFIED, if you don't go on school camp, feel lucky, don't hate me, don't evict me from the internet, judge me for liking camp, be concerned about me and my uncharacteristic views, don't disown me, be bloody proud of me, make SUPERAWESFUNMAZING a thing, be very worried and, lastly, pretend not to notice that the whole purpose of this post is to brag to you guys about my personal achievements.

See you later, fetching Web Minions! I'm sure you're all the fetching-est Minions around! XD This was one to write (in between the bouts of fear that you'll never accept me as part of the online community again...). I hope to post on here more because I enjoy it. Don't expect that to happen anytime before December (IT'S ALMOST CHRISTMAS EJVVSGWGWIWO), though, as I have INCONCEIVABLY MASSIVE amounts of homework :/ I'm also taking a break from posting YouTube videos (despite having not yet started...) because I would like to build up a bank of ready to post videos that I can upload regularly in order to retain the interest and love of my subscribers. Subscribers like regularity (I know I do.). That's all for this installment, I suppose. BYE MY FETCHLINGS!!! Fetchlings is now a thing.

10/03/2012

Overwhelming Excitement and More Excitement

Guys. It happened. I STARTED MY YOUTUBE CHANNEEEEELLLLLL AIHNIHFCAWNIHACFNHNHFCNGFCNHDCNHCDNHFDNHFNHFCFMMJ I AM SO EXCITED YOU DON'T EVEN I CAN'T EVEN FEEEELLLSSS!!!!! I only have one proper video but feel free to check out my channel (I cannot believe I just typed that. I simply cannot.) http://www.youtube.com/user/Didzsa22?feature=guide I am so incredibly happy about this. I'm just happy to be DOING something because my life, typically, is nothing but homework and nothingness. I'm happy that
I actually decided to do something and did it (we'll see how long this lasts...). I have not finished achieving things yet, though, for you (and very much for me) I hope to make TONS more videos in the future and hopefully some that I can genuinely look back at and be proud of. I'm not done being happy yet! Also, PEOPLE HAVE BEEN WATCHING MY VIDS!!! ASDFGHJKL!!! AND LIKING THEM (Didzsa, the most views you've got on a single video is 61 and it only has one like... an old lady sleeping could get more hits than that! SHUT UP, NEGATIVE SELF, I'M HAVING A HAPPY MOMENT!!!!! *throws rainbow cupcake of happiness at Negative Didzsa's face.) Well that last bracket got weird... ANYWAY... AYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYYAYA!!!!! Question, how have your holidays been, Aussie Web Minions? Okay. I'm out. No remember since this is just a quick update rather than a regular (my posts can hardly be called regular. They are the opposite of regular... both meanings of the word! XD) post. BYE WBS! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!!!!! XD XD XD

9/20/2012

Flying Dreams and Last Minute Cosplays

I am currently wearing a combination of brown sugar, milk and honey my face. Also, hi!

I think that one and a half sentences is definitely my best introductory paragraph EVER (despite not being a proper paragraph)!!!!! Let's dive straight into to! Gettin' to da POINT (I don't even... what even... don't even ask [regrets not backspacing that {jks I REGRET NOTHING! YOLO! (I regret typing YOLO and not backspacing it. I regret that more than anything I've ever typed. What have I done? This is worse than the short term memory people offedning!)}])! Before I get the point, I have to wash my face mask off before it PERMANENTLY ATTACHES ITSELF TO MY FACE! Brb. *time travelling bit* I'm back (types a less sticky-faced Didzsa)! Excitement first to make this post seem interesting: MY PARENTS AGREED TO LET MY POST VIDEOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am BEYOND EXCITED (as suggested by all the exclamation marks...
)!!!!!!!!! I was planning to film my mandatory 'welcome to my channel'-y vlog (which I already scripted ages ago) but became apprehensive after receiving a B- (it was originally a C+ but I inquired as to why I got this mark [so I could improve for next time] and she changed the mark a day later [but still failed to give any reasoning or constructive criticism! UGH!!! How am I supposed to learn from this horrible experience now???])  in COMPUTER STUDIES where the task was to MAKE A PILSNERING MUSIC VIDEO!!! *dies in pool of tears and rethinks all future plans and aspirations* I was thoroughly disheartened. It's now several hours after this experience and I'm beginning to regain my foolish confidence and 'I Don't Give a Pilsner'-iness so, at this stage, the filming will still go on as originally planned. *more bursting excitement because my internet dreams are taking flight* FLY DREAMS FLY! (le cheesiness)

I just wanted to make clear how much you guys mean to me by pointing out that as I write this post tweeting, pinning and clearing my computer hard drive. You guys claim that much of my undivided attention... XD

In no field of comparison to YouTube excitement but still awesome, SCHOOL OUT! HOLIDAYS!!!!! WOOP WOOP! PARTAY! Actually, this is as exciting as YTness because it gives me two whole weeks to film, edit and upload! YAYAYAY! On the final day of term 3, every year, my school holds a Cultural Fesitval. A Culutral Festival is basically a sports carnival for arts. A week prior to the festival day, students compete in heats in a number of fields including singing, dancing and instrumental (etc.) and enter various competitions like photography and creative writing contests.  On the day of the festival, a concert is held where the winners of the heats perform once more, competition winners are announced and their entries displayed, concert host get up to general silliness and other random people perform. The rest of the day is spent enjoying your chosen activity (mine was volunteering in the playground of the preps at a primary school across the road from my school XD [they were so cute!!!!!]), listening to live music from school bands and milling about aimlessly. Each festival has a theme and this year's was the 90s. Every year, students are encouraged to dress up as a character or thing relating to that theme. I had decided to not dress up this year (and was unhappy about this conclusion) because I was too busy to organise a costume. Then however, Lilyalady123 (hi if you're reading! [you're not]), TWO DAYS ago, decided she wanted to come as a Pokemon trainer and have me be her pokemon. I LOVED this idea and decided to be Eevee (go google it [vocaloid reference very much intended!]). A mere ONE DAY before the festival (aka yesterday) I RUSHED around buying fabric and brown clothing then stayed up 'til 11pm sewing a beanie with Eevee ears and a tail (it was SO MUCH FUN! I wanted to keep making things forever! [I didn't mention the time it took to express my distaste for the task]) Eventually, as stated, I FINISHED! Can I have an award for last minute cosplay constructing or...? XD (*is getting to the point of my story* [it won't go too much longer, I swear]) Anyway, at school today my trainer was nowhere to be seen. After the hours of effort I had put in, one half of my pair cosplay was absent. Why you (probably don't) ask? BECAUSE LILY FELT LIKE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND JUST COULDN'T BE BOTHERED TO COME TO SCHOOL! I love girl but that was LOW *is legitimately pissed off* Hmph. At least I got to sew (and cosplay. Two of my fav things!). Actually, it didn't really make a difference at all (Lily's absence). I was planning an Eevee cosplay prior to Culutral Festival, anyway so... yay! *is looking on the brightside*

At school today I saw a girl wearing a shirt with Pilsner on it and my friend Acc and I FLIPPED OUT (in the best way possible)!!! It  made our day! XD

As I told you about my face-masking, I feel the need to inform you that I am now a cold Green Tea teabag on my face. Beauty is... looking like a complete idiot? XD

Moar xsiting stuffs, Red Panda Teapot is FINISHED!!! I was going to introduce you to her in this post but it's getting a tad long considering I'm trying to retain reader interest. My teacher let me take her home for the holidays so I'll have her for two weeks before she goes back for marking! XD I'm an planning to incorporate her into my YouTube channel too. Look forward to those things!

Rebmemer Bew Snoinim, don't judge my face, reach the point, judge me for typing... that particular acronym that I refuse to repeat anywhere near this blog, time travel, BE EXCITED, look forward to my mandatory vlog, watch my dreams fly cheesily (IT'S A WORD NOW, SPELL CHECK!), feel special amount how committed I am to you guys, cultural festival is fun, be jealous of my school's awesome festival, sewing is awesome, cosplay is awesome, Eevee is awesome, I need an award for last minute cosplay SKILLS, last minute cosplay is awesome, be angry at lazy Lily, forgive Lily, look on the brightside, buy any shirt with pilsner written on it, send me a picture of your pilsner shirts, judge me for rubbing teabags on my face, look forward to meeting RPT, don't loose interest and look forward to RPT becoming a YouTube star! *le pant*

Random Observation: There were a lot more mini paragraphs and super intense grinning faces (XD) in this post than usual. Odd. SEE YA SOON, MINION FACES! (Hey look, I used face. MY THING. I didn't even do that on purpose. See. I told you it really is my thing. Bye for realsies now.)

9/11/2012

Things and Things

Hey. I actually returned (unlike last time!). My Science Report was successfully completed and, this morning, handed in with confidence :D I have an exam tomorrow (for science) which I ACTUALLY STUDIED FOR (GASP SHOCK HORROR)!!! I also finished choreographing a dance routine for HPE that my group (by group I mean Lilymalady and nobody else whatsoever) and I have to present in a WEEK! (Yes. Our topic for HPE this term was dancing. It was our "sport" for the last few months!!! NOT DOING ANY ACTUAL SPORT DURING SPORT FOR THE WIIINNNNN!!!!! Not to mention I love dancing so... awesomeness.) That's all the excitement since the last post.

In advance, A THING IS A THING!!!!! That will count for every single sentence from this point on.

There are a great deal of things in this world that deserve to be things. There are also things that shouldn't be things. Lost already? Continue with caution! (If THAT confused you, why are you here...?) As the title in no way suggests, this post will consist completely of... DIDZSA'S LIST OF THINGS THAT DESERVE TO BE THINGS! ('consist completely' well... not completely. There are still [as you've seen] awkard life update parts and introductory paragraphs as well as remembers and goodbyes to come but you know what I meant!) As you may (or may not) know, I love listing list. I also love things being things. Let the listing BEGIN!

(I lied. The listing still hasn't started. I just wanted to quickly explain what it means for something to be a thing, for those who don't get it. It kinda means something that is popular causing it to be "official" especially with unusual actions or phrases but it can also refer to something being an inside joke in a certain community or simply existing. That was an awful explanation. I CAN'T EXPLAIN IT!!! Things are just THINGS sometimes. #YouJustMadeEveryoneMoreConfusedDidz [#YesImHastaggingInABloggerPostAgain #JudgeMe])

1. Phlegm
When I was in about grade 4, my family, over dinner were talking about words that were things (sick, epic etc.) and attempting to come up with the new thing in the world of words. My dad had the idea to use phlegm as a word to describe gross things. Eg. "OMG, Chrissie, look at what Maggie's wearing! It's sooooooo phlegm!" The conversation was only joking and light-hearted but I think this should SOOOOOOO be a thing. Personally, I think it would be hilarious to hear people describe things as phlegm! Additionally, phlegm is just the coolest word ever. MAKE PHLEGM A THING!!!

2. The Dead Dog
The Dead Dog was my mocking response to the recent trend of getting into an odd position and holding it things that including planking, owling, snailing etc. It position is simply lying on your back with your arms and legs in the arm, hands kinda limply bent so your palms are facing your chest and tongue hanging out the side of your mouth, attempting to depict a dead animal. I plan on making a YouTube video regarding the thing so you can get a better idea of it! XD I deem this thing THINGWORTHY!!!

*I'm really tired and have an exam tomoz so I'm going to sleep. Rest of this post is a continuation made at a slightly later date.*

3. Red Panda Teapot
For my art this term, everyone had to create a teapot that resembled an endangered animal. My animal of choice was the Red Panda. It's a TEAPOT in the shape of a RED PANDA! Your argument is invalid. (I'll post a pic of it when it's done!)

4. Face
I don't so much want this to be A thing as I want it to be MY thing. IRL, this word is pretty much my trademark and I want to start using the word face more online so people worldwide can recognize its thingness in relation to me.

5. Small Antique Green Teapot
I felt bad for trying to make Red Panda a thing and not Small Antique Green. I STILL LOVE YOU LITTLE ONE, YOU AND RED CAN BE THINGS TOGETHER!!!

6. PILSNER!!!!!
PILSNER MUST BE THING RIGHT NOW!!! IT IS THE THINGIEST OF ALL THINGS MY MIND HAS PRODUCED! For those who don't know, pilsner is an alternative swear word. It was originally a private joke between Sox and I because when Sox was on the phone to our Dad, my father said something about the pilsners. Neither of us knew what that was so I trie to convoke Sox that it was a really offense swear word. (It's actually a kind of beer.) Since that day, my brother, close friends and I have been using pilsner as our swear word of choice. PLEASE MAKE THIS A THING, WBS!!!

7. Gasp Shock Horror
GSH (as I abbreviated it last post) should seriously be a thing. It has to be.

END OF THE LIST! I had planned for that list to be a lot longer (and a lot funnier...) but I couldn't think of anymore...

I get to go vintage shopping in the city with the fam, tomorrow, to celebrate my mum's bday (HAPPY BIRTHDAY IN ADVANCE [It's on Monday]). Yay! (Why did I tell you that?

(Do you) REMEMBER (what happened in September [that's from some MLP song by some tombstone guy that Sox wouldn't stop playing on YT {typing of YT, MUM SAID I MIGHT BE ABLE TO BEGIN UPLOADING IN THE HOLIDAYS!!!!!!!! YAAAAHHH! THAT'S ONLY A WEEK AWAY *dies*}]) be jelly that I didn't have to do sport in HPE, be confused, don't be confused, don't judge me for loving listing things, be confused by my definition, know the difference between a thing and a thing, judge me for hash-tagging again, make phlegm a thing, make the dead dog a thing, look forawrd to seeing the dead dog, don't judge me for being tired, RED PANDA TEAPOT, make Red Panda Teapot a thing, face, faces, facey faces, acknowledge that face is my thing, continue to love Small Antique Green, make Small Antique Green Teapot a thing, MAKE PILSNER A THING RIGHT NOW, make Gasp Shock Horror a thing, don't judge me for being idea-less, be jelly of my weekend plans, wish my mum a happy birthday, don't judge me for being random and don't judge me for getting really off topic whilst introducing this paragraph.

Errr, BYE!!! *pretend this is an elaborately written concluding paragraph*

9/09/2012

Horrific Discoveries and Teasing Teasers

Oh hai dare. Yes, it's Didz. That's right, I'm posting again (don't expect it to become a thing [it never does {A THING IS A THING (what does 'a thing is a thing' even mean? I'm in the habit of saying/typing it whenever the topic of things being things or not comes up. Maybe it's from something and I've forgotten what. [returning with a hefty chunk of brackets! How me of me! XD])}]). Well that was quite the sentence... I haven't seen that many brackets within brackets in a while as I only bracket (yes. Bracket is a verb.) in blog posts which I obviously haven't been writing. Haha... Wanna know what I have been writing? VIDEO SCRIPTS! Which I might get to use sometime in the not as far away as previously anticipated future... Type more about that later in this post! (Ooo! Aren't you a pro writer, Didz? Making the readers all intrigued like and giving them something to look forward to. Looks like you learnt some fancy tricks while you were gone! [What am I even doing...?])

I was just looking back over my old posts (oh memories) since it's been so long since I was round here and couldn't help but notice the NUMEROUS (they were very numerous...) spelling and grammar mistakes. I responded to these in HORROR (Gasp shock horror? No. Just pure utter horror. GSH is almost always sarcastic and this is SERIOUS HORROR! [srs hrrrr {omg}])!!!!! I made the mistake of attempting to edit the spelling in one of my previous posts and now the dates on my journal entries are mucked up (oops... Lucky they have the dates in the posts themselves!) They might be currently out of order (not like broken out of order like litralee out of order. As in, they are not listed chronologically on the site.). I'll try and fix that soon. Back the point of grammatical HORROR (focus, Didz). I have decided to go back and read through ALL my posts and make note of all the errors I find in the form of a comment (unless Bookworm has drawn attention to them already). If you're interested in laughing and/or cringing at my past failures with me, I'll be starting with my oldest post and moving chronologically to my most recent. (Used the word chronologically two [three now] times in a paragraph. That's a first.) *couldn't think of a good closing sentence for this paragraph so awkward penguins*

Oh. The posts are in CHRONOLOGICAL order. Maybe... I think... It's 23:20 (approx) so don't just me for not being certain! I'm tired, m'kay! Chronological. I just wanted to type it again 'cause it's such an awesome word. Chronological chronological chronological CHRONOLOCO! I miss that game. I keep forgetting to watch the TAYG replays on One :( This paragraph is so random (aren't they all? This one especially). It doesn't even deserve to be called a paragraph.

I have a science report due on Tuesday and I haven't even started the 400-600 word Discussion and Conclusion. -_____- *regrets that tweet I tweeted about liking stressful homework* Enough non-paragraphs, Didzsa, MOVE ON TO SOMETHING IMPORTANT!!! (Okay, self! No need to be so pushy!)

Remember when I gave out an awesome, YouTube orientated teaser at the beginning of this post? (I'm making you remember things prior to the last/second last paragraph? How outrageous!) Yes? (I hope you answered yes... If not, I'm rather concerned for you.) Well let's bring that up again, shall we? (I think you well and truly 'brought it up' already...) I have the most exciting news (pretty much) in the history of this blog, Minions! (Which isn't really saying much... [Shut up, alternative self! You're belittling and distracting from the importance of my announcement!) My parents (who are wondeful and awesome THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU) are CONSIDERING LETTING ME UPLOAD VIDEOS TO MY YOUTUBE ACCOUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *insert that little dot from maths that's like a period but at the top of the up not down and means continuing* IS THAT NOT THE BESTIEST THING LIKE EVEEEERRR!?!?!?!?! *insert infinite interrobangs* Well... actually bein given permission do would probably be better but DELIBERATION IS PROGRESS!!! There are some downsides including my parents being adamant about viewing and assessing all my content prior to upload which I had factored into my master plan. (My master plan being make videos, upload them and became awesome as opposed to make videos, have them ruthlessly scoured for inappropriate content, slight traces of personal information and unintentional innuendo, probably having to re-edit causing them to become disjointed or discard them completely, upload the remains and become kinda awesome. [I'm exaggerating! It wouldn't really bother me!) Although, my parents did say they would read through every thing I post here which happened, um, NEVER! (So there's hope... :D) Another downside being they might never come to a conclusion about the conditions of my allowance because my mum is afraid of potention conflict and changing the subject, urgently, whenever it is brought up. -_______- *is tempted to begin typing about conflict/argument because it's really important but doesn't want to go off topic. I'll righ a paragraph on it at the very end of this post. Skip to it if you want.* Despite downsides, this advance in my fight for YouTube is one COMPLETELY AMAZING! I imagine that, to most of you, this isn't that important. This is really big for me because being on YouTube is kinda my dream. As I've said before, I spend most of my free time writing scripts for videos I honestly feared could never be made and talking to myself, imagining I'm vlogging. The YouTube community, to me, is an astounding and magical place that I want nothing more than to be apart of. (How did this paragraph get so serious so suddenly?) My mother has long hated the idea of me putting myself on web via YouTube (idk why. She approves of my Twotter and Instagram so...?) which I found upsetting, a blockade on the road of my dream (that was beyond cheesy... oh god...). The fact that she is beginning to reconsider her view, if only slighty, made my goal seem so much more achieveable, signifigantly less impossible. I'm so happy!!! Are you guys happy about this too (I predict not... [but you'd be able to see my FACE as I ACTUALLY TALK to you
with my annoying voice! {Not to mention MUUUUUUCH more regularly!!!}])?

Shall we remember now? It's late. We'd better. REMEMBER: be intrigued by my teasingly intriguing teasers, marvel at my pro writing skills, use GASP SHOCK HORROR correctly, judge me for being a grammar fail, join me on the humiliating trip down memory lane while going into a fit of laughter or breaking your nose from face-palming so much, don't judge me for being tired, use the word chronologically more than necessary (it's fun), don't miss the TAYG reruns (sponsor me if you're network ten... lol jk!), pity me for having bad organizational skills in the field of homework, don't remind me of that time I said I liked large amounts of stressful hwork (don't do it, Bookworm! You said you would but DON'T!), judge me for being pushed around by myself, do some pre-mature remembering, don't have short-term memory loss (no offense to people with short-term memory loss), forget I that last remember I listed because it was kinda offense to peole with short-term memory loss (when you think about it, this whole 'remember' thing is kinda offense to them [not that they remember being offended {TOO FAR RED CAR! THAT WAS SO CRUEL OMG I FEEL REALLY BAD NOW! I'm really gonna regret posting that... *hugs all people with short-term memory loss* I LOVE YOU I'M SORRY FORGIVE ME!!!}]), be excited about the news, BE HAPPY FOR ME ABOUT THE NEWS, infinite interrobangs, have hope for my master plan, read the end paragraph about conflict/arguing, judge me for giving birth to THE CHEESIEST SIMILIE EVER and, finally (at last!) look forward to seeing my face regularly! Hmph! That was quite a marathon. An offensive marathon *is guilt ridden for the rest of eternity* I'm really sorry! Did I mention how sorry I was? SORRY!

Kbai! I love you Web Minions! Still! Don't think I stopped loving you when I stopped posting! You are awesome sauce and I will ALWAYS love you! Bye *le heart* <3 data-blogger-escaped-br="">
*Warning! Warning! Serious and Boring Stuff Ahead! Proceed with Caution!*

Dear Mum,
Conflict doesn't always lead to arguments and, more importantly, not all arguments are heated. Arguments play a vey important role in overcoming conflict and developing beliefs. To argue does not mean to be angry with each other, it simply means to try and persuade some of your point or present the reasons you oppose a view. We need arguments in order to make more logical decisions as the opposing views of others can ofte bring forward aspects you didn't see before but can relate to. Arguing is what helps us grow as people. I think it is negative to be afraid of arguments and conflict because, if avoided, the conflict will never reach a resolution and will continue to eat away at this involved in the conflict. Talking things through is an option and can easily be kept calm. This very paragraph is an example of this. I am presenting you with a view that opposes yours and attempting to persuade you to share views with me but neither you or I are angry. If you can't manage to see the positivity in some forms of arguing, that's okay, but can I ask that you at least let some people views be heard before cutting them off and shutting them down completely? It would mean a lot to me. Coflict can be handle safely if both parities try to remain calm and non-judgemental. If the arguement lies within our family, I'm sure those par-taking will attempt to refrain from getting angry, for your sake.

(That ended up being very long. Sorry if you don't care about my family's arguments, internet, but whenever I have a point to make, I come up with awesome arguments about them that never usually get to be heard. I won't show me mum this because she'll get mad at me and I'm a coward. [The same reason why I didn't show her the pages of writing I worked on full of reason I should be allowed YouTube.] I enjoy writing persuasively, especially when I feel passionately about the topic :) Sorry for being so serious and boring. This is supposed to be a random, crazy, light-hearted blog. Oops... Um TAYGIFIED SNOT WAFFLES! Better? Haha! Bye!)

7/07/2012

Wrap Ups and Journals

07/07/12 11:50am

We're leaving. Finally. *le relief* I mean. It was okay. I suppose it was alright. These sentences are too short. I can't remember what happened last night. I watch Mad as Hell for the first time in weeks. It was hilarious. We played Scrabble. I WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (GASP SHOCK HORROOOORRRR 'cause Grandma is a Scrabble genius. She has a gigantic vocabulary.) I was on 201 at the end!!!!!!! XD My top scoring word was 'keys' with 48!!! I was so proud! I was playing against Grandma and Sox & Pop in a "team". (I put "team" because Pop was letting Sox do everything. He made no effort himself. That's why they lost. [No offense to Sox. He's just young.]) Then we went to bed and that was boring. We woke up. Yeah. That's basically it. Overall I give this trip 3 out of 10 cat whiskers. This is a review now? I thought it was a journal. Oh well. Cat whisker, cat whisker! I'm wearing my AmazingPhil shirt! XD I'm in my aunt and uncle's car being driven home. They were dropping my cousins off at Grandma and Pop's so it was convenient for my parents. Convenient in that they don't have to do anything. I have 3 uncles, 4 aunts, 5 grandparents & 4 cousins. Just thought you might want to know. As you may have guessed, I'm slightly bored. I miss my wifi

7/06/2012

Absolute Nothingness and Journals

05/07/12 10:48

Hey Journal/Web Minions! I'm about to go to bed (it's SUPER EARLY for me, I know!!! As I said before, I've been going to bed at 3 of late but the wifi is off and I couldn't find anything to do so yeah.) I just wanted to inform you that ABSOLUTELY NOTHING has happened since my last entry. Yep. I thought you might want to know. Well... unless you count looking at tumblr, pinning, designing an outfit, inventing new lalaloopsies, brushing my teeth, going to the bathroom, going to bed and listening to music as things. Technically, I guess, those are things but I don't think they're worthy of being THINGS, you know? No? I've lost you? Oh well. A crazy abd rambling Didz signing out.

Drowning in Tears and Journals

06/07/12 12:00

Hi. I woke up about an hour ago. I just realized the date on all my other entries is wrong becaue I'm an idiot. It's July not June *facepalm* I'll be back at the end of the day.

12:56
JULY 6th??? That's the day Panic! At The Disco broke up!!! T-T *listens to Northern Downpour and drowns in pool of tears*

16:28
We had planned to go fishing & have hamburgers at an ice-cream shop today but that didn't end up happening. (Apparently it's a bad day for fishing but I wouldn't know what that is. [I have a feeling my grandparents were just feeling super lazy today.]) We just came back from a walk to beach and back. We went to the giant thrift-ish store (I think that's what it was.) Sox did some failing on a ride at the park which was HILARIOUS! There was also a weird little boy who seemed to think it was a skate park and got in everyone's way. He also yelled at a fence which was quite interesting! XD There was this one girl on a scooter who went past us A MILLION JILLION TIMES!!! Sox and I has a suspicion she was: a) teleporting to each end of the path and b) stalking Sox. The girl's dad lectured her on stalking and was sent home (or that's what we thought was happening when a guy talked to her and they left.) We got ACTUAL ICECREAM at the icecream parlor. Mine was bubblegum flavor. We bought some hubba bubba too. There were some terrifying and rowdy teenage gangs at the beach which was also interesting ("They say all teenagers scare..."). I wanted to go in a skate store 'cause they has some awesome clothes in there and I recognized a pair of shoes that I'd pinned before. Overall, the walk was fun but short-lived. We could've stayed out for longer. I'm really bored now. Bai. (P.s As a Sinner, I know I'm meant to be super depressed about July 6. I made a really depressing playlist, cried a bit and wanted to spend the day in solitude but I couldn't so I tried to take my mind off it instead,)

*I meant to post this tonight but Grandma says I have to use the Internet now and she'll turn it off in an hour. I'll do a final journal entry tomorrow.*

7/05/2012

Boringness and Journals

05/06/12 7:40pm I'm at Grandma and Pop's tiny old person town place. Verdict: super boring. I've not had any fun so far. Grandma and Pop are very different from my siblings and I making for very awkward, forced and (luckily) rare conversation. Sox and Lalally will be fishing tomorrow and I (also luckily) am not being forced to take part. I was hoping this trip would improve my holidays. So far it was proved nowhere near as promised as I had hoped. I'll be more positive tomorrow and perhaps make an adventure in town. That should be at least slightly fun :) The conversations I've being have with Sox have definitely been more fun. Grandma said: "There's a nice icecream shop so we can go there and get burgers." (I'm paraphrasing) and we both had a laugh about that XD Lally told Grandma that, "Someone wanted gas for Christmas!" In that statement she was incorrectly referencing HipHop from MyMusicShow. You can watch the video in question here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kY7t0Qw8_k8&feature=youtube_gdata_player (If you don't want to watch, he said "Ass" not "gas") Sox (WHO I GOT TO WATCH MYMUSIC!!! WHOOOOOOOOOPPP!!!) and I thought that was HILARIOUS! TYPING OF MYMUSIC, LAINEY LIPSON FROM MYMUSIC TWEETED ME AGAIN!!! GAAAAHHH!!! I WANTED TO SCREAM FANGIRLISHLY BUT I THOUGHT, BEING IN AN OVER 50s VILLAGE, THAT MIGHTN'T BE THE BEST IDEA!!! I could've given somebody a heart attack... Right now I'm looking at Disney Bound (a tumblr blog)(this one: http://disneybound.tumblr.com/ ) and making Sox guess what movie the character that each outfit is inspired by because he claimed to know every Disney character (he clearly doesn't) which has been quite hilarious. I should get back to that now and my siblings are growing restless. Last note: SOX HAS TWITTER NOW!!! (In case you're new here, Sox is my little brother and Lalalally is my littler sister) his username is @Sox145rox (he doesn't tweet much. You should all tweet him telling him to tweet more!!! Do it! I order you to, my minion!!! [I also order you to follow him]) Kk. I'll go. I'm probs boring you with my boredness. Didz out!

Roads and Fangirling

Hihi! How have your holidays been? My have been... horrifically boring. At least they weren't frantically stressful like my days usually are! I had meant to do some more blogging but my last full post had LITRALEE (read that in an English accent) no suggestion and or other comments left on it!!! :O Oops, my failed blogger is showing again... N E Way, let's get to the point, shall we? Yes, we shall!

I, RIGHT THIS VERY MINUTE (as I type, not as you read. You're probably reading this several hours afterwards.) am in the car, on the road, being driven to Oldies Town in Island Beach Land where my Grandma & Pop live. I thought it might be fun (more so for me than you) if I kept a journal of my time there like I did when I visited Nanny in Little Country Town. This time, however, the updates will be to the minute because GRANDMA AND POP HAVE WIFI!!!!!!!!! *celebratory wifi dance* This post isn't a journal entry (as you can probably tell) but my next few, I assure you, will be. (I'll be staying for 2 nights btw)

I may as well use this last non-journal post to tell you about what has happened in my holidays so far. VidCon happened!!!!! I, obviously didn't go (which was saddening). For those who don't know, VidCon is a YouTube community gathering/convention. I might be wrong but I have a feeling it's the world's largest YouTube gathering. Creators and fans all come together and take part in a series of meet and greets, panels, presentations etc. It's basically ComicCon for YouTube. Although I was depressed about not being there, it was still rather exciting XD I had the pre-VidCon vlogs to enjoy which are AWESOME! I adore the YT community so much! One of my favourite-est YouTubers was banned from the event this year, though. To be honest, I'd rather wait 'til a year I can see him there if I were to be lucky enough to go.

Speaking of a YouTuber who was banned from VidCon, ONISION TWEETED MEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THIS DESERVES ALL TGE EXCLAMATION MARKS EVER!!!!!! IT WAS UNDOUBTLY THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY ENTIRE YEAR (so far)!!!!!!!! OMG CECERCTBTGFRDWLWSKWSHXWBEXJWKSWWJXEJ!!!!!!!! So, yeah. That was utterly incredible. The exchange went as follows:
Didz: How are you enjoying not being at VidCon? Can we be not at VidCon together?
Greg: Quite a bit actually :P

:O :O :O ASDGCSTIJXATJNBDAEJ I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE THAT WAS REAL LIFE!!!!!!!! I've been EXTREMELY lucky in the Twitterverse of late. Examples: Lainey Lipson (who plays Scene in MyMusic) TWEETED MY TWICE (*dies of fangirl overload*), VenusAnglic (YT beauty guru) FAVOURITED AND RTed MY TWEET :O, CHIP THE MYMUSIC CHARACTER TWEETED ME *dies and goes to heaven* and Greg, on top of tweeting me, favourited another of my tweets. Oh my lord. I'm a very lucky fangirl.

Hmmmmm. What else happened? (Why am I asking you? You're not me!!!) I saw Bookworm's face!!! That was fun! We went thrifting together! I had a sleepover with Lilymalady. I BOUGHT ANOTHER LALALOOPSY (full-sized Ember Flicker Flame) AND IT WAS ONLY $20!!!!!!!! *litralee screams* That's basically it. I slept until 1pm every other day & then interneted until 3am so there's not much to report. So... bye?

Remember: Tell me how you vacation has been, litralee, read litralee in an English accent, acknowledge my fail-ness, move on, read in delay, have fun, or don't have fun (either way), be happy about wifi, do a celebratory wifi dance, know about VidCon, be sad about VidCon, fangirl with me, litralee and don't sleep through/waste the rest of your holidays!

Bye bye bye bye bye. Does that count as a paragraph? I want to have a parting paragraph but I can't be bother to write one. BYE!!!

6/29/2012

3 Sentences and a Realization

Remember how early this year and late last year I kept blogging about looking for an adventure? I just realized, while watching Pj Liguori videos, that I can't FIND and adventure. I have to MAKE an adventure instead.

6/24/2012

Meows and Movies

Greeting Web Minions! It is I (finally)! I'm positive that, by now you are sick to death of the apologies I present at the beginning of every post so I'm just going to assume you forgive me (otherwise you wouldn't be reading this, would you?)

I actually have nothing whatsoever to type (nearly typed write) about. Um. Yep. I just felt compelled to post again on a basis of guilt and sheer boredom. Arckdarjcsa. *key smash of topic lacking* I'm going to wander around my house and come back when I find something to blog about.


I'm baaaack! Whilst walking I found MY CAT MIRO!!!!! Say hi, Miro!!! Ax zxra d (he typed that) He is the absolute cutiest and, in case you don't follow my Instagram (you should), I'll post a pic of him at the end. Miro has his own Instagram: mirosaysmeow (we haven't used that in weeks though. If you don't have a cat then you simply must get one because they are so perfect and make my happy (=^.^=) *awesome cat smiley*

I saw The Avengers recently! If you haven't seen it, GO RIGHT NOW IT'S AMAZING!!!!! Wait. I think it finished showing. Haha! You have to wait! Okay. Even if you aren't a fan of action movies or superheroes, you should see it and be open minded. I don't usually watch action films but this one was SPLENDID! My friends (Acc especially) have been saying the exact same thing. Now for some reviewy things. The storyline = well paced and suprisingly intriguing. FX = STUNNING, beautifully clear grahpics and exciting. Characters = awesome! (If you saw The Avengers, who was your favourite character? Mine was Loki 3>:) *Loki smiley* [bad guys ftw!]) Other points = there were some really funny (and unexpected) parts that balanced the story very well! There were some tiny points that annoyed me though. Everyone was so casual about terrifying things! Casually jumps off building. Casually witnesses giant nuclear explosion. Casually watches crazy monster thing crash into building. I get that the superheroes have to be casual 'cause they're heroes and stuff but even the bystanders in the city were casual while being terrorized. It didn't bring down the film or anything but I was probably just jealous of how cool everybody was in various situations. If I had been in their place, I would just be screaming like DABTQJRJRGWWVWFBEENQTNWRVWFXQQSAAAJHHHAHQHH the whole time!!! Also, for the whole duration of the movie, I really wanted to give Loki a hug. I feel that would've helped dramatically! Overall I give The Avenges for and one third pegasus tongues out of five! *insert tongueless pegasus smiley here* (Sorry Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy!)

I think I'll just keep this post short and sharp. I will post throughout this week to make up for the weeks prior and the incompleteness of this post. A couple of last minute request: I didn't mention in the post (I assumed you knew) but I am on SCHOOL HOLIDAYS! Yaaaaaayy!!! *celebratory holiday dance* (I didn't actually dance. Your life is a lie.) That means that I have a ton of free time to blog, watch things, do things, read things, listen to things, eat things, lick things, make things apply things and not do things! So far I've only been doing the latter which makes me think that it would be beneficial to both of us if you suggest one thing for me to do and recount in blog form, one thing you want me to review and one other random thing you want me to type in an upcoming post!

It's time to reminisce on the words you've just read and remember, Remember REMEMBER!!! Don't bother saying you forgive me, meet my cat, admire my cat, get a cat, admire my smileying skills, see The Avengers, if you can't see The Avengers then don't see The Avengers, wait for The Avengers (Avengers is no longer a word), be open minded, have a favourite character, love evil bad guys, don't act casual in scary situations, be annoyed by people who act casual in scary situations, hug Loki, tolerate pegasus cruelty, (for the memory challenged) suggest a doing thing, suggest a reviewable thing, suggest a thing thing and benefit from suggesting things. Now go and do as I order you to!!!!!

K. Bye. I heard somewhere that using periods on the phone/Internet signifies anger. I'm not angry at you. I usually use periods (in short hand writing) to add emphasis. It's not as much emphasis as an exclamation mark (and also less animated) but more than a lack of punctuation. Atm I'm just using periods to show a pause at the end of my sentences like a normal person. Stupid kids and their muddled understanding of punctuation! Kbai!!!

Side note that I put at the end 'cause nobody cares about it except Dawson Whores and I know I'm the only Dawson Whore here: THE VACATION SONG WAS RELEASED YESTERDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S SO PERFECT AND I AND SO PROUD OF MY SHANE!!! Only four years ago Shane was practically nobody and now, thanks to YouTube, he is a sensation that can produce, not just laughs and comedy, but professional sounding songs with heartfelt messages and full scale music videos too! I'm so proud!!!!! :')






5/16/2012

Celebrations and Sadness

I send you my greetings (and apologies) dearest Web Minions. If you are reading this, your loyalty is utterly (hilarious?) applaudable (and hilarious [hilarious in the sense that, despite abandoning you several times and the dullness of my posts, you would still want to come here and read what I have to say {type}]). (I don't think 'applaudable' is a word [neither does spell check].)

Upon logging in to Blogger, I saw that this (puny) blog has 1700 PAGE VIEWS! In the internet world, that is utter crap. However, considering what blog we're referring to here, I was very shocked. After mulling over that for a while I realized that I have probably been on here about 17hundred times! Haha! I looked at the demographics of my views and the astonishment began to verge on amusement. Most of my views are (obviously) from Aus (1100). What I was most shocked about was MY 156 VIEWS FROM RUSSIA!!!!! Russia?!? The remaining demographics are as follows:

US: 121
France: 63
Germany: 54
Netherlands: 41
Malaysia: 16
UK: 12
Latvia: 11
Slovenia: 8 (WHAT?!? SLOVENIA?!?)

MOST OF THOSE COUNTRIES AREN'T EVEN ENGLISH SPEAKING!!! WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING??? Does this mean that there are OTHER Web Minions out there? *pointlessly taps screen like a small minded child observing an animal comfined in a zoo* If you are a WB other than Bookworm and Lily, please leave a comment because I want to know about you and give you HUUUGGZZZ!!! (Also, I'm saying that Bookworm and Lily are banned from commenting on this post! You can comment as much as you want. I merely excluded you because you weren't relevant to that particular comment request.)

As you may have noticed, (I'm concerned if you haven't...) the title of this post is 'Celebrations and Sadness'. Shall we begin with the good news and spiral downwards? Yes. As you have no choice or input, we shall. Why are we celebrating I (don't) hear you ask! The answer is: TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY!!!!! *blows nonexistent party blower* YAAAYYY!!! I feel so, very spoilt. I got a CD (Paramore, Brand New Eyes [which I forgot to rip :/]), a book (Emily the Strange: Piece of Mind [which I can't read until I buy Dark Times. I had never seen Emily books in store until recently and the store stocked every book in the series EXCEPT for Dark Times ]), a necklace with a rocking horse silhouette pendant, a Gothic Lolita Hello Kitty Plush (last one in the store) AND a Lalaloopsy Mini (Scarlet Riding Hood) from my parents. Yet to come, my mummy ordered an AmazingPhil shirt (Oh yeah, I am a Phillion now [and a Danosaur {and a Banana as we seem to be listing YouTube fandoms I've joined}] if you know what means)! XD My bestie, Acc, got me A LALALOOPSY MINI (Matey Anchors [Marina's baby brother]) which is the cutesy thing ever! (Thnx Acc!) I got cash, gift cards and stuff too XD Best of all, I shared the WORLD'S CUTEST CUPCAKES from my dad's EXTREMELY talented friend (see attachment [the design will make sense in a few paragraphs]) Check her out here. (I would give her free advertisements ANYDAY).

Since this is one of those awkward semi-paragraphs before the next main point that seem to occur often on this blog, I thought I'd mention that I got Pinterest!!! (Still slowly taking over the Internet...) It's an amazing platform that, in my books, is up there with Twitter and Intsagram (which are my fav social networks). You should follow me (although you are probably Bookworm or Lily and are already following me {you might be a Russia Minion though...}]). My username is Didzsa22. If I can be bothered, I'll link my profile in the comments. Pinning is addictive. Typing of addictive, do you play LogosQuiz? It's perfect.

It's time for the sadness. I am beginning to lose faith in Network Ten. Their where once, without a hint of doubt, my favourite channel. (I even have that written in one of my earlier posts.) This is why it pains me to think they are dissapointing me. Firstly came the Good News Week finale. I understand why they made this decision but it truly saddened me. I discovered the perfect pearl of hilarity that is (was) GNW only a matter of weeks before it closing show (I found it on YouTube, btw). The finale was also the first GNW episode I ever watched on TV :( :( :( The next chapter pains me the most. TAYG. It's gone. Due to my busy schedule, I am yet to watch many of TAYGs most recent episodes including the Gone With the Wind special that "closed" the series. I read in an article that Shaun's last line in that show made clear an uncertainty in the future of the show. Why would that happen? Why would they cut filming mid series? Was it Ten's choice? The people at TAYG themselves? The end is now very obvious with Shaun's new show airing next week, Josh working busily at his show on ABC, Amanda hosting The Living Room and Charlie busy with the Project. How did this happen? I am left with a void that can only be filmed by a witty, comedic gameshow with barely any purpose (or, more accurately, two). (Russian WBs will not understand that paragraph.)

Well that was awfully sombre and depressing. I might do an entire post honoring the TAYG that was some time soon. :'( Let me lighten the mood with more exciting news. MY FAMILY ARE GETTING A CAT NEXT WEEK!!!!! Cats are my favourite pet and I've been begging my parents to get one for AGESSSS!!! AYVJLVAUMLPDS I'M SO EXCITED!!!!!! It's a pure bred Burmese with dark chocolate fur (hence the brown furred, gold eyed cats on my cuppycakes [Burmese cats have gold eyes])! He is male and, once we get him on the 2nd of June, named Miro XD Instagram follows should be warned that MANY kitty pics will be coming your way soon.

Random tidbits of information I meant to mention in this post but didn't know how to introduce because I am a fail at segways: Firstly, I have lost my calculator for the first time this year and I just happen to have my NAPLAN Maths exam :/ -__- :'( This is either slightly ironic or proof that the universe hates me because I have done something wrong and it is karma-ing on me. Secondly, I am a Killjoy now! WHOOOP!!! (Once again, for those few of you who know what that means.)

Remember, December, September, schlupbember, ahbkhxember: be international (and existent), be celebratory, eat gorgeous cupcakes, follow my Pinterest Pin Boards, play LogosQuiz, mourn flawless comedy gameshows, 'aaaawwwww' over a kitten, prepare for a kitty pic spam, respect the universe, despise irony and know the names of awesome fanbases!

Feewwww! That's a lot to remember! Good luck with that! Haha! I had a 65mim exam on my birthday. The "fun" game we played in Maths was x10 worse, though. Now Playing: SuperLuv! I can't wait for Shane's unamed "vacation song"!!! He should just call it Vacation Song. Water you even typing about Didzsa??? It's midnight. It's no longer your bday and you have a Maths exam first thing tomorrow. GO TO BED, SELF!!! Ignore the part where I was talking to myself and have a good *insert time of day here*! Heart you as always!!! (PS, I am obsessed with Lalaloopsy dolls. I don't think I've mentioned that on here. Kthnxbai!) (I decided to link a pic of my bday presents too.)


3/11/2012

Concise Reviews and Joke Avoiding

Oh hai Minions! What are you doing there? That was very cheesy. But, hey, I'm a cheesy person!

What am I doing? You didn't ask? Let's pretend you did. I am currently in the car driving (well, I'm the passenger!) back from the mountains. You're probably *not* thinking, "Didz, I thought you were going to the beach!" Well, WB, I did go to the beach but we had to leave quite early so Daddy took a detour on the way home into country mountain land to look at craft markets, antique centres etc. We're now (as I said) going home for real now.

Unfortunately (for you), I overestimated the length of our stay and didn't do any interesting things, interviews or anything whatsoever to type about. Ummm *twiddles thumbs, looks about awkwardly*

I am eating a bagel. (Does that count as a Panic! reference.) *cough cough* Oh! I have developed quite the cough. Great quality reading, this! Hahaha! You'd probably prefer I didn't post!

I don't believe I've introduced you all to Lola. Lola is my plush cat (she's technically a baby panther but whatevsies). She was the plush I carried around when I became a 3yr old. Also, as confirmation that I am 3, I reveal that I take Lola to bed with me.
Remember those books people used to make in primary school documenting the adventures of their teddy bears? Perhaps I should do that on here with Lola! Thoughts?

There is nothing on my bagel, btw. I felt that was important. LOLOLOL! For the bookworms out there (particularly Bookworm), I have not yet completed 'The Guernsey Literacy and Potato Peel Pie Society' because I have become more interested in 2 other books: Inkheart & Alice's Adventures in Wonderland (more so Alice [it being one if my favourite tales {though I've never read the book prior to now}]) (both intended for young children, I know!) My copy of Alice is actually a free iBook on my iPod (great app, I order you to download it [all reviews ought to be that straight forward!]). Question: What is fav book? Mine would be Emily the Strange: The Lost Days, The Ruby Talisman & Alice's Adventures in Wonderland (so far).

*COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH SLPUTTER CHOKE GASP COUGH COUGH* My cough worsening :(

If you keep track of my Insta, by the time I publish this post, I would've posted pics from my trip. Check it! (If you don't have the IG app, get it too. It's my fav social network.)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHANEDAWSONTV!!! (It was made on the 10th but, in 'merica it's the 10th today so technically its bday is today!) This channel is tied with 'Smosh' and 'Shane' for my favourite! Thanks for te lols!!!!!!!

Sox, LaLaLally, Mummy, Daddy and I were brainstorming ways to avoid knock knock jokes! XD Here are some of the best (say these when someone says, "Knock, knock):
Come in!
I'm in the shower
Go away
Release the hounds
No hawkers
This is private property
Not today, thanks
Nobody home! (lmao at this one)
Come 'round the back
The door's unlocked
Knock knock (the genius of Lally!)
*bark like a dog*
*no answer*
Sorry, I can't hear you
*babble in-comprehensively like a madman*
Braaaaaiiiiinnnss
Is that the pizza man?
*scream*
Come back later, we're having dinner!

So, if ever you want to avoid a cheesy knock knock joke, use one of the above! As well as ruining their jokes and avoiding a waste of time, you get to witness their classic facial expression!!!!!!! XD Feel free to add your own

This post is getting very long so I'll stop there! Re to the member: Pretend to be curious, don't catch my cold, reminisce, love Lola, get iBooks, read, offer feedback, get IG, look at IG, fangirl over YouTubers (you don't have to but I will), avoid knock knock jokes and offer further feedback! I work you guys hard! NOW GET GOING! Bye WEB MINIONS! Stay awesome! XD

P.S. I am attempting to link a picture of Lola but it mightn't work seeing as this is the first time I've done so via my iPod! Cya later!

3/09/2012

Upcomings and Updates

Greeting my loving and forgiving (wishful thinking) Web Minions! It is I, Didzsa. I am not dead. I shall assume you know that the apologies are implied instead of actually boring you with them. I was busy with school work (not just ditching you).

MOVING ON, I know that its not Sunday but that's because this is not an actual post. I will, in fact, be posting on Sunday. Also, I am spending the weekend at a beach. Whilst there, I'll probably do a couple of interesting things for you guys and try to complete 'Build the Ultimate Sandcastle and have Fun in the Sun' Thing To Do. Maybe I'll interview beach going strangers. I'm not certain what I'll post yet but I can confirm it will be something. I've missed writing for you guy(s) and hopefully I can keep it up this time! :)

Remember, be forgiving and check back on Sunday for more bloggy goodness :)

Bye bye bye bye bye BUT NOT FOREVER (I dearly hope)!!! Far well, WBs!

2/12/2012

Fatal Homework and the Usual Apologies

Homework! So much! So hard! Cannot go OOOOOONNNNN!!!!! If I survive to tomorrow, I will post then. Sorry Minions! :( HHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOMMMMMMEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWOOOOOORRKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2/05/2012

Enlightenment from LaLaLally & Taygified at Last

I, Didzsa, am typing here today with a good friend of mine, LaLaLally. *Googles how to interview someone* Without further a do, let the interviewing commence!

D: Thankyou for being with us today.
L: You're welcome
D: Let's get straight into the questions, shall we? What do you think are some of your greatest achievements
L: Drawing, dress ups, making the garden nice
D: Is that all
L: Yep
D: Have you been busy lately?
L: I've been busy doing gardening
D: Wonderful! Can you sit up please? What do you plan to do in future
L: Being a shop lady making tshirts and pants.
D: What is your view on politics?
L: What? I don't know that.
D: Politics are in charge of our country.
L: That's the hardest word I've ever heard!
D: What is your favourite book?
L: Fairies. It's Rainbow Magic
D: Very nice, Lally! As you know, I am a person of the Internet. What do you think of the Internet?
L: I think it's great
D: What do you usually use the Internet for?
L: I use it for playing
D: Would you be sad if there was no Internet?
L: Yes
D: Do you think we spend too much time on the Internet?
L: Yeah... I mean no
D: If you were famous on the Internet, what would you want to be famous for?
L: For being an Internet person
D: *giggles* Would you want to make videos or write blogs or other stuff like that?
L: Yes
D: What do you want people to think of when they hear your name?
L: Excited
D: Why would they be excited?
L: 'cause I could be great.
D: Do you prefer TV or computers
L: Both! Because they're the best things
D: What if you had to choose just one?
L: I love both of them exactly great
D: If you had lots of money, what would you use it for?
L: Toys
D: You go to school, right?
L: Yes
D: Do you think education is important?
L: Yes
D: Why do you think this?
L: Because it's good for you
D: Do you think you're smart?
L: Yes. Am I smart mummy?
Mummy: Yes
L: Uh-huh
D: Now we can ask some silly questions before you leave
L: Do it!
D: Do you TAYG?
L: No
D: NOOOO? Why not?
L: Because I don't like it
D: That's not a good reason
L: Because it's not very good for little kids
D: LaLaLally,would you rather run around naked or run around with snow clothes on,
L: Snow Clothes because it makes typu sick because it's hot. If it's a hot summer day and you wear snow clothes for lots of time, you would get sick
D: Why would you want to get sick?
L: I wouldn't get sick now?
D: LALLY COME BACK! (She keeps running away)
L: What?!?
D: What's your favourite word?
L: Tinkerbell
D: That's not a word.
L: What a word?
L: Blah blah blah, that's my favourite word
D: That's not a word either!
L: Then what's a favourite word?
D: I don't know...
L: Then why did you even ask that?!?
D: I'll let you go now. You're getting annoying
L: Okay
D: Say bye
L: Bye
D: Say bye bye Minions
L: Bye bye Minions

Wasn't that interesting? She's not in the best mood today so it wasn't the best time to interview. Oh well. Life of a Blogger :D Also, it's never a good sign when the representation of your name is a devastated face - D: Lolololol!!! Btw, for those who don't know, LaLaLally is my little sister :3

That's all for today. My challenge for you is to conduct a 3 question long interview with a member of your family and leave it in the comments below. If you want to see me doing something of your choosing again, leave it in the comments!

Remember... well... hopefully you memory is that extensive!!! Love y'all dearly!

P.S OMG DID YOU CATCH TAYG THIS WEEK? I DIDN'T KNOW IT HAD STARTED UNTIL I SAW THE ENCORE SHOWING YESTERDAY!!!!! ASDFGHJKL IT WAS SO GOOD! I wish all shows could be that hilarious! It was so perfect! Lucky you, know my posts will go on about P!atD AND TAYG! :P Also, what are your thoughts on the whole 'Gen YTT' thing? My thoughts are, "C- C-C-C-CROSS PROMOTION!" and "Marketing is a hilarious thing!" I've always found marketing funny! Idk why but product placement, ads and cross promotions have always made me laugh :)

P.P.S Live Like You're Dying (Parody of Flo Rida's 'Good Feeling' [by Shane Dawson]) was uploaded finally and it is perfect :D The chorus is stuck in my head!!!

1/30/2012

Le Roaring Twenties (FINALLY!) and a Teapot

I LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEDDDDDD!!! I honestly and completely FORGOT about blogging on Sunday! :( :( :( I'M SO FORGETFUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLL!

Anyway, hi. Here is a little review:


The 1920s was a time for colour, change and post-war celebrations. The Roaring Twenties also marked a BOOM for arts, fashion and media. Read on to learn more about a world where dance fever and celebration filled the air!

You, as a teenager (or preteen) living in this day and age, would have lead a very different life in the 20s. Your life, I take it, revolves around making it at school. Guess what? Most teens in the 1920s didn’t attend high school! They dropped out to get a good earning job! The older teens (about 16 -19) grew reckless in attempts to gain freedom and fun. Older girls of this age are referred to as flappers. They were rebellious, risk taking and shocking girls. Hair was cut short and hemlines rose throughout the era. It was a fashionable lifestyle for young, awkward women. They drank; they smoked and tried to provoke their elders in any way possible. All teenagers of the 20s, male or female, younger or older, had a love of dance and music! The time you spent away from work would be spent enjoying the latest music with your friends!

It wasn’t just teenagers enjoying the arts at that time. Everyone was! Jazz music and, the iconic 20s dance, The Charleston, quickly became world-wide crazes. Dance marathons would be held weekly and attracted large crowds of all ages. The celebratory mood of the twenties was obvious in its music and dance.

Fashion in the twenties made a statement. Women’s clothing explored freedom by aiming for a boyish and revealing appearance. It was also an explosion of colour and accessories as women would sport bright, patterned fabrics and an abundance of hats, tights, bags and beaded necklaces. Men’s wear was looked to be a simpler version of formal attire from times prior. Although, men too experimented with shortening things by wearing knickerbockers. Other men’s fashion trends in the 20s include “Oxford Bag” (very wide, baggy pants) and hats.

This (being a review) has to have some kind of end evaluation. Looking at what I’ve learnt, the twenties seemed like quite a lot of fun. However, for us teens, there wasn’t much of a chance to just be young and carefree. We had to earn our keep as well as fussing about others’ opinions of us. To live back in the nineteen twenties would have its fun times and its hard times, just like life today. If I were given the chance to experience what the twenties was like, I think I would take it up but only for a short while. After enough time to find out what it was really like and how it was different (for myself), I can definitely say that I would want to come back to today’s advanced world. 

What do you think? If you were given a chance to live in the twenties, would you? It's all very INTERESTING, isn't it?

I, being a useless (and unreliable) blogger, (gee thanks, self [types Didzsa sarcastically]!) just googled 'what to blog about' and came across a website with some suggestions (here: http://onlinejournalismblog.com/2009/02/04/starting-a-blog-12-ideas-for-blog-posts/) I'll just type up my response to the ideas although I were chatting with you (awww, how intimate). 

HAHAHAHA! The first one is 'respond to something elsewhere on the web'!!! Done. :D 'Interview someone'? Oooooo! What an interesting proposition! Shall do that in future. Who would I interview? Sox? LaLaLally? A random stranger (*cough cough* STRANGER DANGER!!! lol jk)? Leave a comment in response! Who do YOU want to hear from? (It also says to ask for responses in posts :P) 
"5. Ask a question: this typically only works once you’ve established a readership and generated goodwill by contributing yourself on your blog and in comments on other blogs, or if it’s for a worthy cause."  Can't do that one then! HAHA! "Pick a fight" Love it! I'm love arguments :) "Use something visual" Ummm... here's a teapot

(Will now follow the steps exactly) This is a teapot in my hand. It is green. It is small. It is antique. Do you like teapots? Have you seen a teapot before? Here's a link to another picture of this teapot http://web.stagram.com/p/498162263_16870702 (Seriously though, I love this teapot!!!)

"Review something" YEAH! I'M NOT PATHETIC (jk, I am). "Make a list" I DO CRAP LOADS OF THAT TOO! WHOOOOOOOP! "Write a how to" gooooooooooood idea! Finally, "Let someone else post." Ahaha! Pfft, I give up, post for me! :P Lolololololololol! This having fun with this responding thing. Let's look at some more at the results. 

I found a WikiHow called "How to Write a Famous Blog." Yay! Let's get famous! That's right, I'm taking you with me on my road to fame!!! "...who you are on the inside is reflected in your blog." Organs and chemicals? Yep. I'm really that cheesy! (Didzsa: just as cheesy and unfunny in real life :D) "Decide how often you are going to post" *coughs awkwardly* "Tell your friends about your blog and ask them to tell their friends" great going so far real life friends... (no offence but... guys... seriously... [SO MANY ELLIPSES I'M GONNA SCREAM AND DIE {that's really the plural of ellipsis (I googled it just then)}]) Everything else on this page is kinda boring. If you wanna read it:  http://www.wikihow.com/Write-a-Famous-Blog 

Well that was moderately pleasant. I've got some homework to  do (I'M BACK AT SCHOOOOOOOOL) so I'd better go! Love yous!

Remember, remember, remember: review my review, would you go back to the twenties, teapots, who do you want an interview from, ellipses is the plural of ellipsis (AND ellipse! Double meaning plural? COOL!) and TAYG WILL BE BACK SOOOOOOOON! Bye bye baby minions! 

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOUUUUUUUU (metaphorically) LATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!

1/27/2012

My Comeback and Its Comeback

Hey! I know I've been slack for the last month but I WILL POST THIS SUNDAY!!! I'll finish up my review for y'all. Kk? Do you forgive me for abandoning you? OMG TAYG IS COMING BACK!!!!!!!!! IT'S BACK! IT'S BACK! IT'S BACK! HHHHAAAAAPPPPPPPPYYYYY! Kthnxbai!

1/04/2012

Not So Free Time and Money Matters

HHHEEEEYYYYY! I'm in one of those crazy insane moods so I thought I should start my post!

Today, in a very Benjamin Button like turn of events, I have gone from a diary using preteen to a softie bearing, giant bow wearing, lollipop licking, backpack carrying 3 year old girl! (Yes, I walked through the shops holding a plush baby panther/ cat [and a LaLaLoopsy poking out of my bag]) LOL!

Since 'Josh Thomas and Randomness', I have officially added 'comedian' to my list of dream careers. Or rather, Full-time YouTube Partner Entertainer which is a dream career ONLY a Gen Z kid can have! It has even become one of my top five (Graphic Designer, Fashion Designer, Journalist, YouTube Partner and Author). Yes. I am obsessed with the Internet. BY THE WAY, for those who don't follow my Tweeter, (firstly, you should and secondly,) I am not allowed to watch YouTube videos until the 15th. NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm screaming and dying here! All of Shane baby's LOLTASTIC (it's a word now) daily vlogs (10 of them) as well as his normal vids AND no SMOSH! :'( T.T It's already been a week of deprivation! :( This is all because Mum doesn't want us to max out our download limit (because I have been viewing obsessively all holidays). I have no life...

MOVING ON! (To prevent a mental breakdown [the funny thing is my face is so blank as I write all this! LOLOLOL!]) A couple of years ago, I began listing "Things You Can't Do in Free Time (Despite it being 'Free Time)". Do you remember in primary school when you were blessed with the gift of 'Free Time' (or maybe you're still in Primary/ Elenentary school. I don't judge [often]) I actually started the list during Free Time once (because my friends and I are such interesting and imaginative people... [*laughs awkwardly and slightly sarcastically*]) I restarted this list on my computer (but I'm not home right now so I can refer back to it). I'll do a 13 item example just so you get what I mean.

1. Drive
2. Drink Alcohol
3. Drink Drive
4. Burn Down the School
5. Murder the Teacher
6. Flood the School
7. Give Birth
8. Break All the Furniture
9. Run for Prime Minister
10. Swim
11. Get Married
12. Fly to the Moon
13. Die

The list is almost ENDLESS! I bet there are some really hilarious things out there! OOH! I know what could be fun! Leave my some additions to this list in the comments! Maybe I could add them time my list! I'll probably make a YouTube video about the list at done stage. This will be great fun! :D

I think listing things is officially one of my hobbies now!

I need a job. Well, let's be realistic: I want a job. I like stuff and stuff costs money so... yeah. I been googling 'ways to make money' and stuff like that. (I've said 'stuff' 3 times in 4 sentences!) Of course, I only need money to buy music, video props, wigs, Panic! Merch, Smosh Merch, Shane Dawson Merch, shoes, clothes, craft supplies, movies and *cough cough* a Lalaloopsy *cough cough*. Soooooo, I don't neeeeeeed a job, I just want one. I wish work was something simple and fun like these dream (imaginary) part time jobs...
1. Professional Tweeter
2. YouTube Video Reviewer
3. Masquerade Mask tester
4. Music Tester
5. Contest Winner
6. Lesson Reviewer (for my principal and the school board)
7. Professional Sleeper (not the wooden type)
8. Official Celebrity Stalker (wait a second... paparazzi get paid for that! Hahaha)
9. Professional Concert Goer
10. Laziness Trainer
11. Professional Blogger (that is a real job though [using ads and things]) (It would still be fun though!)
12. Meme Inventor
13. '101Things' completer (I get paid to complete some of the wilder of the 101)

I wish money was that easy to make!

I think I'll end this post here. I KNOW that I was supposed to review the 20s but I want to make that review WONDROUS for you deserving Web Minions so I'm going to spend all of this week researching and writing and then post it next Sunday.

Remember WBs, think of some things you can't do in free time and that's it! Go ahead and be lazy you little... Enjoy you week (or not. It doesn't really bother me!) One question to finish, do you think I could be a YouTube Comedian (comment)? BE HONEST!!!!! Kthnxbai!

Finding Joyfully and Goals Achieved!!!

I FOUND IT!!! 101 THINGS HAS BEEN FOUND!!!!!!! I was cleaning my room (uncharacteristic, I know!) and BAM! There it was! Where? It ended up being in both 2 and 5 (on my bookshelf and exactly where I left it)! It's all coming back to me now! The was no more room on my 'favourites' bookshelf so I put it BEHIND the book. ASDFGHJKL!!!!! I'm so happy! Now I can do interesting things with the rest of my holidays... You have that to look forward to! This also means I have now completed 1.5 of my New Year's Resolutions! 2012 is looking to be a good year! *runs around house, literally jumping for joy* XD

1/02/2012

Epic-er Adventures and Whatever Else I Think Of

HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI PI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI! (How's that for a first paragraph, eh?)

Today I went to the movies with my family to see Tin Tin. I was surprisingly good! It was just as much a Mystery, you see, as an Adventure movie. I have an odd LOVE for a twisted mystery! (Do see the movie. The graphics were incredible and seemed to be created as the same software used in The Polar Express [but better quality].) Most of all, the movie magnified my urge for an adventure.

I doubt that these types of adventures even exist in real life. Maybe there is actually a whole world clues, secrets and adventures right under our noses.

One day later...
I literally ran out of things to write about yesterday so... yeah. It the New Year! What do people do on New Years (other than get really drunk and kiss random people)? Make resolutions they'll never keep! Here is my very own this of 13 (because my diary is also inspired by Emily [does keeping a diary make me a 6-9 year old girl?]) New Year's Resolutions/ Things I Want To Achieve In 2012:
1. Make awesome YouTube videos!!!!!
2. Gain Tweeter (Twitter) followers
3. Find my 2 missing books (I lost my Manga Drawing Tutorial book)
4. Live through the end of the world
5. Blog consistently
6. Write in my diary more (yep. Definitely a preteen girl)
7. Finish as much of my novel as possible
8. Get good grades
9. FIND ADVENTURE!!!
10. Be more social
11. Get angry less
12. Make a new friend
13. Be crazy! 8D (already completed [within the first minute of the year!)

Do you have any New Year's Resolutions this year? If so, what are they (comment)?

This is the post where you get to suggest an era for me to review next week! Yay!!!

It seems I will not be able to post this until tomorrow because the modem has been disconnected. Sorry :(

OMG!!!!! I forgot to tell you that the MOST INCREDIBLE THING HAPPENED AT THE SHOP YESTERDAY!!! I HEARD TIME TO DANCE PLAYING IN A DEPARTMENT STORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! If you don't know what that means, I heard an old Panic! at the Disco song (called 'Time to Dance') playing which is a rare thing. I have never heard it played on the radio or in pulbic. I get excited enough when I hear IWSNT, Ready to Go and The Ballad of Mona Lisa but Time to Dance...?!? Just WOW!!!

I'm not quite sure what this blog is actually about. Common blogs have a topic like health, fitness, photography, dating etc. What do I even write about? OH RIGHT. This is supposed to be a random blog! Hence the title... The term 'random' is obviously vague. Maybe that is why I can never think of things to blog about. This blog is not that random. The posts are timed regularly and their content isn't that unusual.

The first few posts on here where really good and bursting with intrigue. I wish my posts were like that again. Later this week I will brainstorm topics for here so you won't have to endure pointless posts such as this. I KNOW THE PROBLEM! I'm posting at the wrong time! I should be posting whilst in my random, very Didzsa-like, WACKY, INSANE, 'Does that girl have a mental problem?' type moods (that I adore so much!). The moods when I have SO MUCH TO SAAAAAYYYYY!!!!! So much that my parents banish me (to save their hearing) and I end up sitting on my bed (or jumping around like a maniac) having a lengthy, one sided conversations with myself!!! (All of that happens often!) ORRRRR I could post at those times when I walk around talking to myself because I'm pretending to blog to an army of YouTube Web Minions! (I actually do that. It's rather sad [and desperate]). I feel I must confess that I often put blogging aside (even though my day is uneventful) and leave blogging until the end of the day when I tired and drained of ideas. I promise that I will no longer forget about your importace. Just because are only 1 or 2 of you reading is no reason to give blogging less effort!

That was weird. That last paragraph. It was true but it was also very weird. I like the word moose. Goodnight potatoes. (By potatoes I mean Web Minions [by Web Minions I mean you]) (If it's not night when you read this, deal with it!) You are a unicorn on the inside! (This blog is actually kinda random...)

REMEMBER Web Minions/ Potatoes/ Unicorns, suggest a colourful era for me to sum up next Sunday, completely ignore this post because it is stupid and was deliriously tired *correction: because I was boringly tired* (if you want. I'm not forcing you with that one [or am I..? {No. I am not.}]) and be awesome my pretties! I think I will try to make funny posts in future. My latest posts have been too serious and factual. BYE GUISE!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

P.S. The real problem with my blog is I spend too much time complaining about its quality instead of taking the time to think of EPIC things to type. (This post is a good example.) Looking back, all my posts are bearable (just). :P Haha!