Oh hai dare. Yes, it's Didz. That's right, I'm posting again (don't expect it to become a thing [it never does {A THING IS A THING (what does 'a thing is a thing' even mean? I'm in the habit of saying/typing it whenever the topic of things being things or not comes up. Maybe it's from something and I've forgotten what. [returning with a hefty chunk of brackets! How me of me! XD])}]). Well that was quite the sentence... I haven't seen that many brackets within brackets in a while as I only bracket (yes. Bracket is a verb.) in blog posts which I obviously haven't been writing. Haha... Wanna know what I have been writing? VIDEO SCRIPTS! Which I might get to use sometime in the not as far away as previously anticipated future... Type more about that later in this post! (Ooo! Aren't you a pro writer, Didz? Making the readers all intrigued like and giving them something to look forward to. Looks like you learnt some fancy tricks while you were gone! [What am I even doing...?])
I was just looking back over my old posts (oh memories) since it's been so long since I was round here and couldn't help but notice the NUMEROUS (they were very numerous...) spelling and grammar mistakes. I responded to these in HORROR (Gasp shock horror? No. Just pure utter horror. GSH is almost always sarcastic and this is SERIOUS HORROR! [srs hrrrr {omg}])!!!!! I made the mistake of attempting to edit the spelling in one of my previous posts and now the dates on my journal entries are mucked up (oops... Lucky they have the dates in the posts themselves!) They might be currently out of order (not like broken out of order like litralee out of order. As in, they are not listed chronologically on the site.). I'll try and fix that soon. Back the point of grammatical HORROR (focus, Didz). I have decided to go back and read through ALL my posts and make note of all the errors I find in the form of a comment (unless Bookworm has drawn attention to them already). If you're interested in laughing and/or cringing at my past failures with me, I'll be starting with my oldest post and moving chronologically to my most recent. (Used the word chronologically two [three now] times in a paragraph. That's a first.) *couldn't think of a good closing sentence for this paragraph so awkward penguins*
Oh. The posts are in CHRONOLOGICAL order. Maybe... I think... It's 23:20 (approx) so don't just me for not being certain! I'm tired, m'kay! Chronological. I just wanted to type it again 'cause it's such an awesome word. Chronological chronological chronological CHRONOLOCO! I miss that game. I keep forgetting to watch the TAYG replays on One :( This paragraph is so random (aren't they all? This one especially). It doesn't even deserve to be called a paragraph.
I have a science report due on Tuesday and I haven't even started the 400-600 word Discussion and Conclusion. -_____- *regrets that tweet I tweeted about liking stressful homework* Enough non-paragraphs, Didzsa, MOVE ON TO SOMETHING IMPORTANT!!! (Okay, self! No need to be so pushy!)
Remember when I gave out an awesome, YouTube orientated teaser at the beginning of this post? (I'm making you remember things prior to the last/second last paragraph? How outrageous!) Yes? (I hope you answered yes... If not, I'm rather concerned for you.) Well let's bring that up again, shall we? (I think you well and truly 'brought it up' already...) I have the most exciting news (pretty much) in the history of this blog, Minions! (Which isn't really saying much... [Shut up, alternative self! You're belittling and distracting from the importance of my announcement!) My parents (who are wondeful and awesome THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU) are CONSIDERING LETTING ME UPLOAD VIDEOS TO MY YOUTUBE ACCOUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *insert that little dot from maths that's like a period but at the top of the up not down and means continuing* IS THAT NOT THE BESTIEST THING LIKE EVEEEERRR!?!?!?!?! *insert infinite interrobangs* Well... actually bein given permission do would probably be better but DELIBERATION IS PROGRESS!!! There are some downsides including my parents being adamant about viewing and assessing all my content prior to upload which I had factored into my master plan. (My master plan being make videos, upload them and became awesome as opposed to make videos, have them ruthlessly scoured for inappropriate content, slight traces of personal information and unintentional innuendo, probably having to re-edit causing them to become disjointed or discard them completely, upload the remains and become kinda awesome. [I'm exaggerating! It wouldn't really bother me!) Although, my parents did say they would read through every thing I post here which happened, um, NEVER! (So there's hope... :D) Another downside being they might never come to a conclusion about the conditions of my allowance because my mum is afraid of potention conflict and changing the subject, urgently, whenever it is brought up. -_______- *is tempted to begin typing about conflict/argument because it's really important but doesn't want to go off topic. I'll righ a paragraph on it at the very end of this post. Skip to it if you want.* Despite downsides, this advance in my fight for YouTube is one COMPLETELY AMAZING! I imagine that, to most of you, this isn't that important. This is really big for me because being on YouTube is kinda my dream. As I've said before, I spend most of my free time writing scripts for videos I honestly feared could never be made and talking to myself, imagining I'm vlogging. The YouTube community, to me, is an astounding and magical place that I want nothing more than to be apart of. (How did this paragraph get so serious so suddenly?) My mother has long hated the idea of me putting myself on web via YouTube (idk why. She approves of my Twotter and Instagram so...?) which I found upsetting, a blockade on the road of my dream (that was beyond cheesy... oh god...). The fact that she is beginning to reconsider her view, if only slighty, made my goal seem so much more achieveable, signifigantly less impossible. I'm so happy!!! Are you guys happy about this too (I predict not... [but you'd be able to see my FACE as I ACTUALLY TALK to you
with my annoying voice! {Not to mention MUUUUUUCH more regularly!!!}])?
Shall we remember now? It's late. We'd better. REMEMBER: be intrigued by my teasingly intriguing teasers, marvel at my pro writing skills, use GASP SHOCK HORROR correctly, judge me for being a grammar fail, join me on the humiliating trip down memory lane while going into a fit of laughter or breaking your nose from face-palming so much, don't judge me for being tired, use the word chronologically more than necessary (it's fun), don't miss the TAYG reruns (sponsor me if you're network ten... lol jk!), pity me for having bad organizational skills in the field of homework, don't remind me of that time I said I liked large amounts of stressful hwork (don't do it, Bookworm! You said you would but DON'T!), judge me for being pushed around by myself, do some pre-mature remembering, don't have short-term memory loss (no offense to people with short-term memory loss), forget I that last remember I listed because it was kinda offense to peole with short-term memory loss (when you think about it, this whole 'remember' thing is kinda offense to them [not that they remember being offended {TOO FAR RED CAR! THAT WAS SO CRUEL OMG I FEEL REALLY BAD NOW! I'm really gonna regret posting that... *hugs all people with short-term memory loss* I LOVE YOU I'M SORRY FORGIVE ME!!!}]), be excited about the news, BE HAPPY FOR ME ABOUT THE NEWS, infinite interrobangs, have hope for my master plan, read the end paragraph about conflict/arguing, judge me for giving birth to THE CHEESIEST SIMILIE EVER and, finally (at last!) look forward to seeing my face regularly! Hmph! That was quite a marathon. An offensive marathon *is guilt ridden for the rest of eternity* I'm really sorry! Did I mention how sorry I was? SORRY!
Kbai! I love you Web Minions! Still! Don't think I stopped loving you when I stopped posting! You are awesome sauce and I will ALWAYS love you! Bye *le heart* <3 data-blogger-escaped-br="">
*Warning! Warning! Serious and Boring Stuff Ahead! Proceed with Caution!*
Dear Mum,
Conflict doesn't always lead to arguments and, more importantly, not all arguments are heated. Arguments play a vey important role in overcoming conflict and developing beliefs. To argue does not mean to be angry with each other, it simply means to try and persuade some of your point or present the reasons you oppose a view. We need arguments in order to make more logical decisions as the opposing views of others can ofte bring forward aspects you didn't see before but can relate to. Arguing is what helps us grow as people. I think it is negative to be afraid of arguments and conflict because, if avoided, the conflict will never reach a resolution and will continue to eat away at this involved in the conflict. Talking things through is an option and can easily be kept calm. This very paragraph is an example of this. I am presenting you with a view that opposes yours and attempting to persuade you to share views with me but neither you or I are angry. If you can't manage to see the positivity in some forms of arguing, that's okay, but can I ask that you at least let some people views be heard before cutting them off and shutting them down completely? It would mean a lot to me. Coflict can be handle safely if both parities try to remain calm and non-judgemental. If the arguement lies within our family, I'm sure those par-taking will attempt to refrain from getting angry, for your sake.
(That ended up being very long. Sorry if you don't care about my family's arguments, internet, but whenever I have a point to make, I come up with awesome arguments about them that never usually get to be heard. I won't show me mum this because she'll get mad at me and I'm a coward. [The same reason why I didn't show her the pages of writing I worked on full of reason I should be allowed YouTube.] I enjoy writing persuasively, especially when I feel passionately about the topic :) Sorry for being so serious and boring. This is supposed to be a random, crazy, light-hearted blog. Oops... Um TAYGIFIED SNOT WAFFLES! Better? Haha! Bye!)
No comments:
Post a Comment