Things and Things

Hey. I actually returned (unlike last time!). My Science Report was successfully completed and, this morning, handed in with confidence :D I have an exam tomorrow (for science) which I ACTUALLY STUDIED FOR (GASP SHOCK HORROR)!!! I also finished choreographing a dance routine for HPE that my group (by group I mean Lilymalady and nobody else whatsoever) and I have to present in a WEEK! (Yes. Our topic for HPE this term was dancing. It was our "sport" for the last few months!!! NOT DOING ANY ACTUAL SPORT DURING SPORT FOR THE WIIINNNNN!!!!! Not to mention I love dancing so... awesomeness.) That's all the excitement since the last post.

In advance, A THING IS A THING!!!!! That will count for every single sentence from this point on.

There are a great deal of things in this world that deserve to be things. There are also things that shouldn't be things. Lost already? Continue with caution! (If THAT confused you, why are you here...?) As the title in no way suggests, this post will consist completely of... DIDZSA'S LIST OF THINGS THAT DESERVE TO BE THINGS! ('consist completely' well... not completely. There are still [as you've seen] awkard life update parts and introductory paragraphs as well as remembers and goodbyes to come but you know what I meant!) As you may (or may not) know, I love listing list. I also love things being things. Let the listing BEGIN!

(I lied. The listing still hasn't started. I just wanted to quickly explain what it means for something to be a thing, for those who don't get it. It kinda means something that is popular causing it to be "official" especially with unusual actions or phrases but it can also refer to something being an inside joke in a certain community or simply existing. That was an awful explanation. I CAN'T EXPLAIN IT!!! Things are just THINGS sometimes. #YouJustMadeEveryoneMoreConfusedDidz [#YesImHastaggingInABloggerPostAgain #JudgeMe])

1. Phlegm
When I was in about grade 4, my family, over dinner were talking about words that were things (sick, epic etc.) and attempting to come up with the new thing in the world of words. My dad had the idea to use phlegm as a word to describe gross things. Eg. "OMG, Chrissie, look at what Maggie's wearing! It's sooooooo phlegm!" The conversation was only joking and light-hearted but I think this should SOOOOOOO be a thing. Personally, I think it would be hilarious to hear people describe things as phlegm! Additionally, phlegm is just the coolest word ever. MAKE PHLEGM A THING!!!

2. The Dead Dog
The Dead Dog was my mocking response to the recent trend of getting into an odd position and holding it things that including planking, owling, snailing etc. It position is simply lying on your back with your arms and legs in the arm, hands kinda limply bent so your palms are facing your chest and tongue hanging out the side of your mouth, attempting to depict a dead animal. I plan on making a YouTube video regarding the thing so you can get a better idea of it! XD I deem this thing THINGWORTHY!!!

*I'm really tired and have an exam tomoz so I'm going to sleep. Rest of this post is a continuation made at a slightly later date.*

3. Red Panda Teapot
For my art this term, everyone had to create a teapot that resembled an endangered animal. My animal of choice was the Red Panda. It's a TEAPOT in the shape of a RED PANDA! Your argument is invalid. (I'll post a pic of it when it's done!)

4. Face
I don't so much want this to be A thing as I want it to be MY thing. IRL, this word is pretty much my trademark and I want to start using the word face more online so people worldwide can recognize its thingness in relation to me.

5. Small Antique Green Teapot
I felt bad for trying to make Red Panda a thing and not Small Antique Green. I STILL LOVE YOU LITTLE ONE, YOU AND RED CAN BE THINGS TOGETHER!!!

6. PILSNER!!!!!
PILSNER MUST BE THING RIGHT NOW!!! IT IS THE THINGIEST OF ALL THINGS MY MIND HAS PRODUCED! For those who don't know, pilsner is an alternative swear word. It was originally a private joke between Sox and I because when Sox was on the phone to our Dad, my father said something about the pilsners. Neither of us knew what that was so I trie to convoke Sox that it was a really offense swear word. (It's actually a kind of beer.) Since that day, my brother, close friends and I have been using pilsner as our swear word of choice. PLEASE MAKE THIS A THING, WBS!!!

7. Gasp Shock Horror
GSH (as I abbreviated it last post) should seriously be a thing. It has to be.

END OF THE LIST! I had planned for that list to be a lot longer (and a lot funnier...) but I couldn't think of anymore...

I get to go vintage shopping in the city with the fam, tomorrow, to celebrate my mum's bday (HAPPY BIRTHDAY IN ADVANCE [It's on Monday]). Yay! (Why did I tell you that?

(Do you) REMEMBER (what happened in September [that's from some MLP song by some tombstone guy that Sox wouldn't stop playing on YT {typing of YT, MUM SAID I MIGHT BE ABLE TO BEGIN UPLOADING IN THE HOLIDAYS!!!!!!!! YAAAAHHH! THAT'S ONLY A WEEK AWAY *dies*}]) be jelly that I didn't have to do sport in HPE, be confused, don't be confused, don't judge me for loving listing things, be confused by my definition, know the difference between a thing and a thing, judge me for hash-tagging again, make phlegm a thing, make the dead dog a thing, look forawrd to seeing the dead dog, don't judge me for being tired, RED PANDA TEAPOT, make Red Panda Teapot a thing, face, faces, facey faces, acknowledge that face is my thing, continue to love Small Antique Green, make Small Antique Green Teapot a thing, MAKE PILSNER A THING RIGHT NOW, make Gasp Shock Horror a thing, don't judge me for being idea-less, be jelly of my weekend plans, wish my mum a happy birthday, don't judge me for being random and don't judge me for getting really off topic whilst introducing this paragraph.

Errr, BYE!!! *pretend this is an elaborately written concluding paragraph*