Hi. So I just survived the apocalypse. YAY FOR ME!!! I spent my final hours completely ignoring my family and wasting my life on the internet. In the last 10 minutes of 20/12/12, I tweeted my final words in the form of a mini speech. (Sorry for not posting it on here but only one person reads this and over 100 people read my tweets so yeah no offence.) I thought I would share that mini speech with you, despite not being dead and all.
"Time for my final words. I came, I fangirled and I wasted most of my life on the internet but that's okay because you were there and made every minute of it fun. Thanks to Aussie Twitter users for making my last moments hilarious. I'll miss my family, my friends and my wifi. Thanks to bands and YouTubers for being perfect. I'm glad I wasted my life obsessing over you."
I then preceded to watch the YouTube video 'Phil is not on fire 2' and live tweet the passing minutes. A fitting end, do you think? Did you do anything for the end of the world? Was there an apocalypse were you live? Follow up question, how are you commenting if there was an apocalypse where you are? Tonight I learn lots of things. Among those things are that apocalypses can be fun and Australians are incredibly hilarious. Happy Apocalypse, world <3
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