Ciao Web Minions,
Come stai? Bene? Eccellente! (Don’t Ask)(Use a translator instead, lazy!) (Btw it’s Italian) Wow the title of the post is uncharacteristically long (and so is that word [uncharacteristically ]!. I never noticed before). Again with the brackets! Before we get carried away, I’m going to stop you there (not literally, it just sounds cool). I’d like to take this time to ask you to sit down and put your hands far away from each other for an introduction that Shaun Micallef would be proud of! (Metaphorically) (He would probably be more peeved that I was stealing his lines.) (I did write this myself though.)
If the world was particularly small parrot, always repeating it’s self, causing it’s owner to leave his cage on the street with the possibility that an optometrist may pick up that cage and take it to work with him, then teaching the parrot to pronounce his formal title (doctor), to entertain his patients, causing parrot to repeat the new word it has learnt, than the world would much resemble the title of this next paragraph: Bad Jokes! (OMG, that was so bad!) (It doesn’t even make any sense! I guess that was kinda the point though.)
Like I said in my third post (if you haven’t read it, STOP! Now go back and read all the posts before this, I order you to Web Minion!) I love comedy! I especially love good comedy like TAYG, but I also love bad jokes! They are so hilarious. This is a list of my all time favourite jokes (jokes, not skits or gags); some of them are really bad. Then again some might not be too shabby but most are at least stupidly obvious or curiously tedious.
1. A man walked into a bar: Ouch! (lol!)
2. A man wearing garlic around his neck walks up to a lady. “Why are you wearing garlic around your neck?” she ask. “To ward away vampires,” he replies. “But there are no vampires!” she interjects. And then the man says “It must be working, then.”
3. (This is the really tedious one) A man is walking through the desert, thirsting. He came across a man selling ties. “Water! Water!” he croaks. But the man only had ties. He kept walking until he came across another man selling ties. “Water! water!” he croaks. Again it was only ties. Finally the man finds a restaurant. “Water! I need to come in for water!” he pants. But the waiter at the door says, “Sorry, you’re not allowed in without a tie.”(Hahahaha, lols)
4. (I got this from the TAYG 2010 Christmas Special. It was a lead in to the ads and was supposed to make fun of how terrible Christmas cracker jokes are. It was hilarious!) A: My dog has no nose. B: How does he smell? A: He can’t, I just told you he has no nose!
5. (This one is actually quite dog and I have no idea why it is in this bad jokes segment of my blog) (Oh, TAYG too)
If vampires don’t cast reflections and don’t have beards, how do they shave?
Okay, I’ve wasted enough of your time; I’ll go now. Remember... actually you have nothing to remember; this post was rather useless. Do remember to watch TAYG tonight though. It looks like it’s going to be funny! TTFN! Sayonara (TAYG reference, high five!) WBs!
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