Catastrophic Cases and Very Little Else

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey Web Minions,
It's been AGES since I posted. I kept promising to post any never got up to it because, frankly, nothing really interesting has happened over the course of my holiday so far. As this is the introductory paragraph obliged to make polite conversation with you, as is my habit (did I mention that in the habit post?) So: How have you been in my absence? Are you well? Can you forgive me? That's good (or is it...)

Mooooooooooooooooooving on to my first (and only) subject: catastrophic cases. Well, to be perfectly honest, these "cases" are not catastrophic at all but it makes my blog sound interesting or somewhat important :) Firstly, I have misplaced something very dear to my heart; my 101 Things book is GONE! Disappeared, nowhere to be found, gone without a trace! *cue tears* (That's another reason I haven't been able to post.) I am guttered by the loss. I am also determined to find it. Unfortunately, I have no place to start looking. I'd best make some educated guesses.

10 Places Where my Book Could Possibly Be (However Unlikely)

1. the location of "My Country Vacation" :'(
2. on my bookshelf
3. in a parallel universe (quite likely) 
4. in the wild, undiscovered depths of my cupboard (dunt dunt DUNT!!!)
5. exactly where I left it (wherever that may be)
6. in a luggage bag
7. in one of my handbags
8. in the garage
9. stolen by LaLaLally or sox145rox (my siblings)
10. I ATE IT! (For that statement to make sense, I must explain a real life habit of mine. For some reason that is unknown to me, often when people ask questions such as, "Where is my...? or "Have you seen...?", I answer with, "I ATE IT!" I have simply no idea where and how this habit began [I've been doing it for less than a year though]

If it's not in any of those places, I'm out of luck. You wouldn't happen to know where my book is, would you (how silly)?

Now to address catastrophic case numero 2. Remember my fiance, Sam? Well, *sniff* I have some sad news. This is very hard for me to talk about. Sam deflated. If I sometimes forget to post, that is probably why. Please understand that this is a hard time for me, losing a loved one and all. At least I have my loving family (and hopefully you guy[s]) there for me. Jk, I'll just buy another cactus and pretend it's Sam! Maybe you could get me one for Christmas...

(btw, this is [correction, *was] Sam

CHRISTMAS! Oh my! It's nearly Christmas. If you're not Christian, sorry. I haven't talked religion on this blog before but I can;t help but mention Christmas. It is a little rude, though, how Christians shove their holiday in everyone's faces (with decorations, shop sales, in media [movies, tv, magazines]). If you're Christian (or perhaps even not [as many atheists celebrate a commercial Christmas), are you excited for Christmas? Any plans? Do you have a wishlist? I'll leave my EXTREMELY greedy wishlist in the comments and, if you choose, you may do the same.

I have a scheme. My scheme is as follows: to extend my reign over every social networking platform possible before the end of the holidays! I've already told you about my Tweeter ( http://twitter.com/#!/didzsa22 ) and Fb ( http://www.facebook.com/pages/Didzsa/233742373305819 ) so it's time to take on YOUTUBE! I must admit that I have an obsession and unhealthy fascination with YouTube. I love acting and writing so the format would suit me. I have written a few scripts and planned out many videos already. My plan for YouTube is flawless (like Spencer [not THAT flawless though]) apart from one thing: I'm not allowed YouTube. NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! My dreams of becoming a YouTube celebrity just like my personal obsessions, Smosh and Shane Dawson, were temporarily crushed. However, I am now speeding down a railroad of determination and dedication so I WILL get YouTube before the end of the holidays. I was also thinking of giving myself (Didzsa) a Facebook profile but then I realized I don't like Facebook (because my heart belongs to Twitter). Apologies to Bookworm for talking (typing [I'm such an idiot] I meant typing) about social networking, a subject which couldn't interest you less (I assume), for so very long.

As revealed in the title, there is very little else for me to talk about. Unfortunately, I am so un-creative that only you can change that! My last tactic of saying (typing! Dallon Christ, I did it again!!!), "Give my anything to review!" (but not in that exact words [or maybe it was]) didn't really work out. For this week: tell me what YouTube video I should review (sorry about that Bookworm but I think you'll enjoy next week's) and start thinking about what you're going to type (I got it right!) next week when I ask what era I should reveiw! I ORDER YOU TO MY WEB MINIONS! (It's been too long since I last typed [got it]) that!) Even though I haven't got my '101 Things' book (aka Old & Boring), please leave a suggestion of one "thing" that I should complete this week.

As per usual, my stream of pointless topic to chat pointlessly about has been blocked by the dam of unoriginality. REMEMBER my beautifully perfect Web Minions, forgive me, help my look for my book, leave a wishlist (if you want [maybe I'll post you an imaginary copy of something you really want through the internet]) and LEAVE ME SUGGESTIONS BECAUSE I'M A BORING AND BORED PERSON. (Yes, i was yelling (metaphorically) with that CAPS LOCKS. (That there however was not metaphorical yelling. It was merely a demonstration of caps lock.)

OH pilsnering firetruck (I swear too much)! I forgot to be funny. :/ Never mind. Byyyyyyyyyyyye (I don't know why I was draaaaaaaaagging my letters randomly in this post.) ! I love you. I truly do. Thankyou for reading my posts. To be honest, it doesn't matter to me if 1 person is reading this or 100. All that matters is there is someone out there how cares what I have to say and bothers to put up with my every now and then, when I finally post. LOTS of gooey love from Didzsa :P Sayonara (TAYG reference [hi-five!]) (I ought to excitedly inform you that TAYG might be returning [or already has returned with me noticed {if this is true, please inform me}] because on their fb page, they asked for trophies! *does happy dance* eeeeep!)

Even more gooey love,
Didzsa <3