Not So Free Time and Money Matters

HHHEEEEYYYYY! I'm in one of those crazy insane moods so I thought I should start my post!

Today, in a very Benjamin Button like turn of events, I have gone from a diary using preteen to a softie bearing, giant bow wearing, lollipop licking, backpack carrying 3 year old girl! (Yes, I walked through the shops holding a plush baby panther/ cat [and a LaLaLoopsy poking out of my bag]) LOL!

Since 'Josh Thomas and Randomness', I have officially added 'comedian' to my list of dream careers. Or rather, Full-time YouTube Partner Entertainer which is a dream career ONLY a Gen Z kid can have! It has even become one of my top five (Graphic Designer, Fashion Designer, Journalist, YouTube Partner and Author). Yes. I am obsessed with the Internet. BY THE WAY, for those who don't follow my Tweeter, (firstly, you should and secondly,) I am not allowed to watch YouTube videos until the 15th. NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm screaming and dying here! All of Shane baby's LOLTASTIC (it's a word now) daily vlogs (10 of them) as well as his normal vids AND no SMOSH! :'( T.T It's already been a week of deprivation! :( This is all because Mum doesn't want us to max out our download limit (because I have been viewing obsessively all holidays). I have no life...

MOVING ON! (To prevent a mental breakdown [the funny thing is my face is so blank as I write all this! LOLOLOL!]) A couple of years ago, I began listing "Things You Can't Do in Free Time (Despite it being 'Free Time)". Do you remember in primary school when you were blessed with the gift of 'Free Time' (or maybe you're still in Primary/ Elenentary school. I don't judge [often]) I actually started the list during Free Time once (because my friends and I are such interesting and imaginative people... [*laughs awkwardly and slightly sarcastically*]) I restarted this list on my computer (but I'm not home right now so I can refer back to it). I'll do a 13 item example just so you get what I mean.

1. Drive
2. Drink Alcohol
3. Drink Drive
4. Burn Down the School
5. Murder the Teacher
6. Flood the School
7. Give Birth
8. Break All the Furniture
9. Run for Prime Minister
10. Swim
11. Get Married
12. Fly to the Moon
13. Die

The list is almost ENDLESS! I bet there are some really hilarious things out there! OOH! I know what could be fun! Leave my some additions to this list in the comments! Maybe I could add them time my list! I'll probably make a YouTube video about the list at done stage. This will be great fun! :D

I think listing things is officially one of my hobbies now!

I need a job. Well, let's be realistic: I want a job. I like stuff and stuff costs money so... yeah. I been googling 'ways to make money' and stuff like that. (I've said 'stuff' 3 times in 4 sentences!) Of course, I only need money to buy music, video props, wigs, Panic! Merch, Smosh Merch, Shane Dawson Merch, shoes, clothes, craft supplies, movies and *cough cough* a Lalaloopsy *cough cough*. Soooooo, I don't neeeeeeed a job, I just want one. I wish work was something simple and fun like these dream (imaginary) part time jobs...
1. Professional Tweeter
2. YouTube Video Reviewer
3. Masquerade Mask tester
4. Music Tester
5. Contest Winner
6. Lesson Reviewer (for my principal and the school board)
7. Professional Sleeper (not the wooden type)
8. Official Celebrity Stalker (wait a second... paparazzi get paid for that! Hahaha)
9. Professional Concert Goer
10. Laziness Trainer
11. Professional Blogger (that is a real job though [using ads and things]) (It would still be fun though!)
12. Meme Inventor
13. '101Things' completer (I get paid to complete some of the wilder of the 101)

I wish money was that easy to make!

I think I'll end this post here. I KNOW that I was supposed to review the 20s but I want to make that review WONDROUS for you deserving Web Minions so I'm going to spend all of this week researching and writing and then post it next Sunday.

Remember WBs, think of some things you can't do in free time and that's it! Go ahead and be lazy you little... Enjoy you week (or not. It doesn't really bother me!) One question to finish, do you think I could be a YouTube Comedian (comment)? BE HONEST!!!!! Kthnxbai!